Captain Jim Brass
Peter Hutchins Sr.
Peter Hutchins Jr.
Dr. Al Robbins
Det. Ray O'Riley
Goof: When Grissom, Nick and Sara go to talk to Pete at the paintball arena, Pete takes off his facemask, a major rule in paintball is that the facemask is never removed . In addition, spectators are supposed to wear facemasks to avoid serious injury.
Goof: All throughout the episode, Catherine and Warrick kept calling Stephanie's presumed killer Dwight Kelso. But on the televison broadcast confession, the name on the screen was Mark Kelso.
Goof: When Doc Robbins is examining the corpses, they are still breathing.
Grissom If you see the Buddha on the side of the road, kill him.
Ananda Because the true Buddha is inside of us, so that is the false Buddha, or a tired monk who doesn't drive because he can't control his anger.
Jimmy: I helped the evidence along.
Catherine: Good evidence doesn't need help. You taught me that one. I'm going to have to ask you for a sample of your blood.
Catherine: New technology. We isolated male blood on the murder weapon. It doesn't belong to Kelso.
Jimmy: You think I killed Stephanie?
Catherine: You were in love with her, Jimmy. That was no secret. But the ring was. (this seems to get his attention) Three karats and she turned you down. Same week she died. I never thought anything of it till now.
Jimmy: You're good. You are.
Catherine: I'll get a warrant.
Jimmy: Yeah, you do that. You go get a warrant.
Ted Benton: Jimmy's running late. Nothing changes, huh?
Catherine: Oh, uh ... (laughs) Some things do.
Ted Benton: Aw, you kidding, Catherine? Any day of the week, honey, you can still have them three deep, lined up at the bar.
Catherine: You were always nice to me, Ted.
Ted Benton: Nice has nothing to do with it, kid. Let's face it, you and this CSI stuff ... that's where you light up-- you're a natural.
Catherine: Jimmy changed my life. And no funny stuff, just mentor and pupil. Guy delivered me into a whole new life.
Sara: Ananda never fingered the trigger.
Grissom: What about the prints?
Sara: On the weapon, but definitely not where they should be. (Sara starts the simulation. The computer beeps and the models on the monitor grip the rifle handle and calculates the grip angle) He held the rifle by the stock, barrel pointing down.
Grissom: He never fired it.
Sara: No. Anticipating your next question, the rifle's not registered.
Grissom: Well, Nevada doesn't require rifle registration. What's my next question?
Sara (smiles): That chewing gum -- is with DNA.
Ecklie: I just signed off on the authorization to destroy evidence in the Stephanie Watson homicides since I was the primary, and then I learned tonight that the evidence has been checked out by you and Warrick. You care to explain that?
Catherine: Found a third donor on the knife. Blood's from a male. Unknown.
Ecklie: But Kelso didn't have an accomplice.
Catherine: Then you know why we're looking at the file.
Grissom: Well, we've got ourselves a murder weapon.
Nick: Well, we've got more than that. Sara and I found prints off the rifle.
Nick: Well, I'll give you a hint. He's bald, he wears a robe and he likes his co-eds bodacious.
Grissom (sighs): One survivor, one suspect.
Nick: And a whole lot of bad karma.
Nick: How do you get one vic, let alone four... To sit still while you put a bullet between their eyes.
Grissom: They were praying.
Nick: Yeah, for mercy.
Grissom: For whoever was shooting them.
Nick: Guy in the robe flagged down an officer.
Grissom: Guy in the robe is a monk, Nick.
Nick: Yeah. Well. (Nick looks at the monk for several seconds then turns back to Grissom) He's a quiet monk.
(Nick and Sara are talking and putting their shoes on, on the front steps of the Temple)
Sara: Monks don't do that, right Nick?
Nick: Right or read porn.
Sara: I think this was an inside job.
Nick: Outside, inside, why shoot four men then hide the weapon where even a blind man could find it? And I hate taking off my shoes.
Grissom: 'Wherever you live is your temple. If you treat it like one.'
Sara: State your source.
(Cath holds up a g-string)
Catherine: This was my old life.
Warrick: Yeah? We all have a past, huh?
Catherine (to Jimmy): You always used to say if something doesn't feel right, it usually isn't.
Catherine: You put a man away for life on planted evidence, Jimmy.
Jimmy: He was a scumbag. He copped to another murder.
Catherine: Scumbag or saint, what you did is a capital crime. You can't play with evidence, especially in a murder.
Jimmy: I can get life in prison if you turn me in, do you know that? Maybe even the death penalty. Do you know that?!
Catherine: What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do? Do you want me to look the other way? Do you want me to dummy my report?
Jimmy: I can't believe you're doing this to me. I gave you your career.
Catherine: I earned my career. And you did this to yourself. You fabricated evidence.
Jimmy: You were two steps from turning tricks. And this is the thanks I get?
Catherine: I danced - period. And instead of feeling sorry for yourself, think about this: While you were out there planting evidence on a case that you couldn't break, Stephanie's real killer got away. And he's still out there. Because you sold the one thing that a cop can't afford to sell: your integrity. So you tell me, between the two of us, who's the whore?
Ananda: The past is in the past.
Grissom: It's true. But sometimes it leaves its fingerprints in the future.
David: Excuse me, sir? I'm sorry to interrupt.
Grissom: David, stop calling me "sir." What's up with the Air Force?
David: You're all clear for tonight.
Nick: Air Force?
David: My dad's a Colonel out at Nellis. Grissom's requested a meeting.
Grissom: I'm enlisting.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Třetí oko (Third Eye)
Gimme All Your Lovin'- ZZ Top
Green Onions- Booker T. & The M.G.'s
I Just Want to Make Love to You- Foghat
Shifter- Timo Mass feat. MC Chickaboo
Although listed in the opening credits, Paul Guilfoyle does not appear in this episode.
(Grissom looks at a placa carved into the temple wall)
Grissom: Five years ago, West Vegas ... German tourist took a wrong turn, ended up dead. This "placa" was sprayed across the windshield of their rental car. It's the Snakebacks.
The Snakebacks were also referenced in the Season 1 episode "Too Tough To Die" where the shooter was a member of the Snakebacks.
Jimmy Tadero: Nice job on the Logan case.
Jimmy is referring to the case from the earlier episode "The Finger."
Peter Hutchins Sr.: Good night Las Vegas, good morning Vietnam.
Title: Felonius Monk
The title of this episode is a play on words of a famous jazz musician, Thelonius Monk.
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