Greg: I was just thinking about the time I went joy riding.
Nick: You? Really?
Greg: I was 12. My Papa Olaf just bought a red 280 ZX, man it was love at first sight. And I have no idea what made me think I could get away with it, but when Papa O went down for his afternoon nap, I swiped the keys a took it for a spin.
Nick: Where'd you go?
Greg: Around the block... twice. And when I was rolling it back into the driveway, I almost ran over my foot. Papa Olaf woke up, had no idea and never found out.