Sara: Here you go. I checked under the keys. (she hands Wendy a keyboard) Crusty white stains, pale blue under ALS.
Wendy: Semen, huh? What made you check under the keys?
Sara: A butt print on the credenza.
Wendy: Yeah, okay, that's gross.
Sara: CDC contacted us because the whole office has a herpes simplex one outbreak, and nobody could figure out why. I guess you never really know what's going on in your office.