CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Season 7 Episode 20

Lab Rats

Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Apr 12, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Archie is about to sit on Grissom's chair)
      Hodges: Ah... ah, ah, ah...
      Archie: What?
      Hodges: What are you doing?
      Archie: Sitting.
      Hodges: No No, you're tempting fate! You know how you should never try on someone else's engagement ring, hold the Oscar, or use the excuse your grandmother died when she didn't?
      Mandy: I tried on Suzie Quinceworthy's diamond ring last year. It looked really good on her, and looked terrible on me. I don't think an emerald cut flatters my little ten-ies. Will I never marry?
      Henry: I'll marry you. Although, you know, my grandmother's still alive. She lives down in Boca. I don't know if you know this, but I am the shuffleboard champion of the Boca Surf and Sand. Mm. Ladykiller of the senior set.
      Mandy: Rock on. I can do an open marriage.
      Hodges: Why do you guys keep doing that?
      Mandy: Do what?
      Archie: Hodges, relax, man. I don't want to run the lab.
      Hodges: We are guests in the man's office. If there was one person who was more respectful of space and boundaries, it's Grissom. You could at least offer him the same courtesy.