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Claudia: I didn't shoot Bob.
Brass: Yeah, you didn't poison him either, all these bad things just keep happening to him.
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Grissom: Oh, and Sara?
Sara: Hm?
Grissom: Last hotel room nearest the stairwell-- easy entry and egress for an intruder and if the victim fights back, fifty percent less chance of being heard.
Sara: Rooms only on one side. Murder Central. (Grissom nods his head and leaves the room. The door closes behind him)
Nick (smiling): You are so busted.
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(In the vic's hotel room)
Sara: The average American hotel room is covered with stains invisible to the naked eye.
Grissom: Yeah, but they're not all biological. Some are soda stains, food stains, whiskey stains, you know.
Sara: No matter how clean or expensive the room seems that why I always travel with nonoxynol-9.
Grissom: You sound like you're making a commercial.
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(Grissom walks toward room 2927. In front of them is the door to the stairs.
Nick, Sara and Cath follow. They all stop in front of the closed room door)
Grisson: Mr. Fairmont was staying in Murder Central.
Catherine (agrees): Mmm.
Nick: "Murder Central"?
Sara: You never heard that phrase?
Nick (exasperated): Well, if I did, would I have asked the question? (Sara looks smug as she got a reaction from Nick)
Grissom: Sara, you're with me in here. (to Catherine and Nick) You guys get the elevator.
Catherine: All yours, girl.
Sara: Thanks. (Grissom unlocks the hotel room door. He and Sara enter. Cath and Nick walk back down the hallway)
Nick (disgruntled): Sara doesn't know what Murder Central means any more than I do.
Catherine (puts a hand on Nick's shoulder): Oh, Nick, give it up. We got a death imminent to worry about.
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(Examining a crime scene)
Nick: What do you think, cocaine?
Catherine: Nope.
Nick: How can you tell just by looking at it?
Catherine: Never you mind.
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Grissom: What's the most important component in a poisoning?
Sara: Poison?
Grissom: Patience.
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Grissom: The courts are like dice. They have no memory. What works one week doesn't work the next.
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Brass: Well, there's only two reasons a woman shoots a man: she either loves him or hates him.
Catherine: Or both.
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Greg: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?
Catherine: Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date.
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Greg: Sara! I was just looking for you. Still up for break?
Sara: Sorry, Greggo, hot case. I'm going to go look at Nick's champagne bottle. How you doing with our DNA?
Greg: Uh ... inside-outside we're still looking for a reference for comparison but the epidermals are looking promising.
Sara: Nice. (walks away)
Grissom: You want to clue me in?
Greg: Sara and I were just going out for dinner.
Grissom: On the case, "Greggo."
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Claudia Gideon: You don't know what you're talking about.
Catherine: Well, that's a pretty dangerous thing to say to a scientist.
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Grissom: It's impossible to redress an unconscious person to make it look like they dressed themselves. You notice anything about the suit coat?
Brass: Well, unless he's going to court or to church, there's no way he buttons all three buttons.
Grissom: Very good, Jim. (to Sara) Why do they think they can fool us?