CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Warrick: I blew it. Grissom: Yeah. But you're not the one who's paying for it.

Detective Vega: You don't just spontaneously develop a fatal head wound.

Detective Vega: Court documents Garret Kwan was suing you for sexual harassment. Serena: Are you familiar with the term "spurious"? Detective Vega: Are you familiar with the term "murder suspect"?

(After he finds trophies that were stolen from Matt's house in Jacob's car) Grissom: If this is evidence, it needs to be tagged and catalogued. Warrick: This is the same guy who shot Matt's daughter in the head and he's walking around laughing at us! Grissom: Can you prove that? Warrick: What's this? I've been putting guys away like this for years and now that it matters it seems like you're holding me back here! (shows people from the lab overhearing Warrick yelling) Grissom: The job, Warrick is to process evidence objectively and without prejudice. Warrick: I'm so sick of hearing that. I've heard it a million times! I can't be a robot like you. I actually care about these people! Grissom: You know what, you're not working on this case anymore. I'll have another assignment for you tomorrow. Warrick: Keep it. (Warrick leaves angry and hits a mail cart on his way out) Grissom (to everyone in the lab): Where were we? Bobby: At a dead end Grissom: Go back to work.

Nick: You gotta get a girlfriend. Archie: You first.

Archie (to Nick about girl in a case): Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive any time.

Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy. Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy.

(after Nick takes Archie to a crime scene at a software company) Greg: I thought we had a relationship! What are you doing taking Archie into the field instead of me? Nick: Right tool for the right job, man. You have to understand the world you're investigating. (Greg gives Nick a look) Nick: Hey, Archie? What's that "Star Trek" episode with that guy and the forehead thingy and the time portal...? Archie: In classic, TNG, DS9, Voyager or Enterprise? Greg: Point taken. Archie: Or were you thinking about Farscape? Nick: I have no idea what you're talking about.