CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Season 6 Episode 21


Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Apr 27, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Talking them through his flashback)
      Greg (walking under the arch): "You'd think she knew better than to wear white on the bride's big day." A dame was dead, but enough about her. The air was hot and heavy and filled with wrong, making me thirsty. Thirsty for a tall drink of water. That's when I saw her-- A flower-- and not the kind you pin on a lapel. She was long stemmed...
      Sara: All right, Raymond Chandler, we get it.
      Greg (voiceover during his flashback as he sees two bridesmaids): Those weren't just miracle bras, they were creating four wonders of the world.
      (Now during the flashback)
      Greg: Hi, I'm Greg Sanders, with the crime lab. I need to take your prints.
      Valerie: That's quite a case you got there, is it your magic kit?
      Lacey: Or your toy box?
      Greg: You don't seem to be too upset about what happened.
      Valerie: Sweetheart, I've had so many martinis I'm both shaken and stirred.
      Greg: Numbing the pain?
      Lacey: Look, we're not gonna be all liquid and soft okay? All that's missing here is the striped socks.
      Valerie: Ding-dong the witch is dead.
      Greg: So you're not a fan?
      Lacey: Cruella made me wear underwear today, no one makes me wear underwear.
      Valerie (grabbing a swab): I'll do you if you do me. (Lacey opens her mouth and then Valerie swabs it)
      (Cuts back to the lab)
      Sara: They did not.
      Nick: So how does that help explain how Dianne Chase died?
      Greg: I'm gettin' there.