Catherine: Anyone interested in the wedding DVD?
Greg, Nick & Sara: Yeah.
Catherine: Courtesy of Frank Rosetti. Owner of Cupid's Kiss. (puts the DVD in) All right, where do you wanna start?
Greg, Nick & Sara: The toast. (Catherine puts on the toast, and they watch)
Dianne Chase (on DVD): Everyone, I wanna thank you for coming. You know, they say love is as strong as death and as mother of the groom his wedding is bitter sweet. You are giving up as much as you are gaining. In some cases you are giving up much more. (loses her speech as she starts to get tipsy) To hell with it, I'll wing it. My Adam. He studied at Oxford, he went to Harvard school of business and of all the intelligent, wonderful, beautiful women he met along the way he ended up with Jill, plain little Jill. There's nothing wrong with her, but what's right with her? Haha, even her name is boring. (turns to Adam) It's alright to take a lover, but you really don't have to marry her. I mean, do you really wanna shallow our gene pool like this? (Adam tries to get her to leave) I wanna thank you all so much for coming, oh I love you Adam. (Catherine pauses the DVD after the toast is done)
Catherine: Justifiable homicide?