CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Season 6 Episode 21


Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Apr 27, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Sara: Why do we always come here?
      Greg: Open 24 hours.
      Sara: Everything in Vegas is open 24 hours.
      Greg: It's cheap.
      Nick (walks in): It smells like bacon in here. (to Sara) Slide over. (he sits down) That scene took forever, we were there like what? 9 hours?
      Sara: Eleven.
      Greg: A dead lawyer and 200 eyewitnesses, it's gonna take a while.
      Nick: Come for a wedding, stay for the funeral. Why do we always eat here?
      Greg: It's tradition.
      Sara: Ah tradition. Like becoming property exchanged between your father and your husband.
      Nick: No, that's not what a wedding is. It's a public declaration of love.
      Greg: I'm with Vince Vaughn on this one. Dozens of horny single women with access to an open bar and coupling on their mind.
      Waitress (walking up): Weddings are a Rorschach, everyone sees what they wanna see. My first 5 were good. (walks away)
      Greg (looking up and seeing the news): We're not even back to the lab yet and we're already on TV. (Sara and Nick turn to look at the TV) The stones on these guys to take her out at her son's wedding.
      Nick (to Sara): Pass the cream will ya.
      Greg (to Nick, looking outside): Dude, where's your car?