CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Wendy: But I also found a second contributer in the grout sample, it was an unknown male. Ray: They were probably my epithelials. I had to palpate the grout, you can't do that with gloves on. Wendy: Well, in that case I just need a sample of your DNA and I will exclude you. Ray: My DNA? Which would go into a database. Wendy: Your fingerprints are already in AFIS, what's the difference? Ray: There's a big difference. You're gonna have to put in your report that I said no.

Ray: Four months ago, our Dr. Jekyll made a bow-tie with Joey Bigelow's intestines. A month ago, he implante a subperfial appendix into Bernard Higgins. Supectomy and Spelectomy are routine procedures. If he did this, he's not limiting himself to perversity, he's operated both inside and outside the box. Doc Robbins: A true Jekyll and Hyde.

Doc Robbins (as Ray is observing the body): He's talking to you, isn't he? Ray: Yes. Sometimes I wish they'd say more. Doc Robbins: Sometimes I wish they'd shut up.

Nick: What're the chances there's another guy in Vegas cutting out organs on the DL? Ray: No, this is Dr. Jekyll's work. I never would have expected him to look like Juan. Nick: Nah, that's not him. Hey, Dr. Frankenstein had Igor, maybe Dr. Jekyll has Juan.

Fiore: Look, it was a mathamtical certainy that a woman like that would report the assault or she would blackmail me for the rest of my life. So, the only logical thing to do was to kill her. Greg: And you applied that same logic when Karen Jones showed up at your door? Fiore: You know what the stupid girl did? She pointed a gun at me and she demanded that I give her 50,000 dollars for her friends funeral. Catherine: Well, according to my math, the 50,000 dollars you saved is gonna cost you 20 years to life. Fiore: Look, I-I am a good man. I work hard. I love my wife. I contribute to society. I mean, these people, you deal with them all the time. And those girls? They were just... They were just worthless criminals. Catherine: No, they were human beings. You're the worthless criminal.

Catherine: Why didn't you just report it? Fiore: Well, if I called the cops and you found them, then there would be reports saying that I had brought a girl back to my room. And I couldn't take the risk of my wife finding out. She's an heiress, has all the money. Simple cost-benefit analysis. Catherine: How does that analysis work? Their lives for your wallet? Fiore: The solve rates for murders, for homicides in Clark county? 62%. My wife finds out that I'm philandering? That's a 100% chance of divorce.