CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Season 6 Episode 19

Warrick: Tight suit, baby.
Hodges: Actually it's not. I've only gained a couple pounds and I tend to---
Warrick: No, I mean it looks good on you. (Warrick smirks)
Hodges: I see. Well, thank you, Warrick.
Greg: So what's with the get up?
Hodges: I was with Conrad and the mayor at the city council budget meeting requesting more funds for you slackers.
Greg: So, you probably didn't have any time to get some work done?
Hodges: Au contraire, multitasking is my forte. In fact, I showed your results for the city council fine crime fighting, courtesy of your trace lab.

Grissom: We got one more lead to follow up before we call this a "slam dunk."
Greg: What lead?
Grissom: I don't think your sixth sense is working as well as you had hoped.

Grissom: I need to talk to you.
Greg: You heard about the strip club?
Grissom: I hear about everything, Greg.
Greg: That ear surgery paid off.

Catherine: Hey, Gil. If you're swamped I could always cancel my vacation plans.
Grissom: We got it covered.
Catherine: Good, 'cause I wasn't really that serious.

Tammy: You got the dime, I got the time.
Greg: Unfortunately, the crime lab doesn't have a budget for that.

Greg: Hey.
Warrick: Greg, what are you doin' here?
Greg: Oh, Grissom said you're backin' me up, can't back me up if I'm not here.
Warrick: The next time you screw me up with Grissom I'm gonna back you up right off a cliff.

Warrick: Stand up please.
Reese: I can go?
Warrick: No. You can strip down to your scivvies.
Reese: Excuse me?
Brass: Do you want some music?

Grissom: And remind me again why you didn't show up at the crime scene?
Warrick: 'Cause your former lab boy begged me for it. He offered to take my next holiday on call. I thought he was nuts but I wasn't gonna pass him up.

Brass: Say 'hello' to Anna Leah and Lori, you remember them a few years ago, they stole a car and found a severed head in the trunk.
Grissom: How could I forget that?

Grissom: Where are you and Lindsey going this year?
Catherine: Disneyland. With the parents.
Grissom: Quality time with dad?
Catherine: Oh yeah. And Sam wanted to take some Tangiers jet, but my mother refused, said it wasn't the tradition. So now we're driving. Yeah, that would be hell of a road trip.
Grissom: Have fun. Say "hi" to Sam.

Wendy: Hey - I'm on a break, I'll see you in twenty.
Greg: Vending machine is on me if you give me the results first.
Wendy: No. Make it dinner.
Greg: Me and you?
Wendy: Me, you and my friend Julie.
Greg: Okay, but I get to sit in the middle.
Wendy: Deal.

Greg: Hey, Henry, what's up?
Henry: My job can get a little mundane sometimes (brandishing a vial) - not today.
Greg: I'll second that and raise you a stripper.
Henry: Okay, sure...

Reese: Most nights I work til six, then I like (pauses) to go to the Strip-o-rama.
Brass: I thought you didn't like meat.

Grissom: Greg?
Greg: Hey.
Grissom: I thought I paged Warrick on this.
Greg: Oh yeah, about that, we traded days.
Grissom: Because?
Greg: Well, it's a long story, but the short answer is... I have an expertise in the occult.
Grissom: Oh.

Greg: You have to admit, it's pretty eerie. Sedona's visions of her own death.
Grissom: Yeah. Maybe you should ask Nana Olaf to contact her, see how she's doing.
Greg: Yeah, I know you're a cynic. I just think you can have beliefs and still be a scientist.
Grissom: I agree. The problems arise when people mistake their beliefs for the science.

Dr. Robbins (to Grissom, referring to the victim): Before you ask, no I didn't find her third eye.

Greg: Have you ever been to a psychic?
Grissom: Would you be surprised?
Greg: Yeah.
Grissom: Surprise.