Greg: You do know that the crime scene's in the next room? I always look for the yellow tape.
Nick (points to the ceiling): There's something dead up there, Greg. And it's big, heavy and smells awful and one of us has to go up there and get it.
Greg: You know what? It's your birthday. (climbs into the ceiling to find a really decomposed body, turns to Nick) I'm keepin' that gift card.