CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Season 8 Episode 16

Two and a Half Deaths

Aired Sunday 10:00 PM May 08, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Hodges has been doing a lot of tests on the absorption of tampons)
      Wendy: That time of the month, huh? I know, picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.
      Hodges: You're gonna mock me or help me?
      Wendy: I have to choose?
      Hodges: I can't get this to work!
      Wendy: Well that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment. ... You don't, do you?
      Hodges: Haha, you're lucky you're cute. Annabelle Fundt was dosing her tampons with vodka.
      Wendy: Does that even work?
      Hodges: Kinda, even at their most absorbent, tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid or about 20 milliliters.
      Wendy: Well, that's enough for aunt flow but that is not going to get an alcoholic drunk.
      Hodges: Who's aunt flow? (Wendy gives him a look) Oh! All right, maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here, it turns into Spongebob Squarepants.
      Wendy: You don't take it out of the applicator first. Gimme! (Hodges gives her a tampon) Thanks. Watch and learn. (she makes it clear how it works) There, that's why they call it an applicator.
      Hodges: I always wondered how that worked.
      Wendy: All men do.