Captain Jim Brass
Goof: When they find the second body, Sara says, "This isn't the Tell Tale Heart it's the Cask of Amontillado. She was sealed into a wall and left to die." However, instead of saying "the Tell Tale Heart" she said "the Tale Tell Heart" by mistake.
Sofia: Where have you been for the past few weeks?
Tad Sidley: Tijuana, L.A., quick stop in Santa Barbara. Just got back this morning.
Sofia: Any idea how your gym membership got into a dead man's pocket?
Tad Sidley (chuckles): No. I'm sorry, I didn't even know it was missing. I'm-I'm not exactly big on the weights, you know? Look, uh ... I'm late for a movie. You mind if I get out of here?
Sofia: Sure. I'd just like to get your cell phone number.
Tad Sidley: Gonna ask me out?
Sofia: It's just in case I have any further questions.
Larry Smite: Yeah, that's it. That's him. That's your dude.
Grissom: That's Tad Sidley.
Larry Smite: That was the name on the credit card.
Grissom: Is this video from today?
Nick: Yeah, I downloaded it myself.
Grissom: Well, if that's Tad Sidley, who's in the morgue?
Hodges: Roof trace analysis. Afraid it's not going to be very helpful.
Hodges: Polyethylene plastic.
Sara: Compounds used in about a million different products.
Hodges: I hope that's not all you got.
Sara: What were you doing on the roof?
Jonathan Wax: That's what I do -- Chad's Chimney Sweeps. I clean fireplaces and chimneys. I was out at that Sidley place about a month ago. You can call Chad. I remember that place. Man, that guy had one big-ass chimney.
Sara: I don't suppose you saw a body while you were there?
Jonathan Wax: Look, I may be an ex-con, but even I would've dialed 9-1-1.
Nick: It's a charred piece of plastic found in chimney guy's pocket. It may be a credit card. I'm trying to get some ID off of it.
Greg: That's a gym membership card.
Nick: How do you know that?
Greg: The logo in the corner -- it's Burt's Gym -- I belong to the one on Flamingo.
Nick: Oh, yeah? You, uh ... been pumping iron there, Greg?
Greg: Yeah, a little, uh ... Muy Thai. It's competitive kickboxing. Gotta balance weights with cardio, you know what I mean?
Nick: Yeah, okay, thanks. Anyway, I'll, uh, check it. Maybe I can get a membership name.
Greg: Oh, you won't. Member names are printed in black ink. VSA only brings out the colors.
Nick: Oh. Maybe it'll help us clear up the photo. (works on the photo and comes up with a picture) Nice.
Tad Sidley: Hi, Dad. I heard everything.
Martin Sidley: Tad! Son! You're...
Tad Sidley: Yeah, I'm not dead; you're dead to me.
Don Fitzgibbons (sobbing): Look, I wish I could say that I was sorry for that trouble that I put you through. The petty crimes that I've committed. But I didn't hurt anyone...and Martin Sidley is behind bars and my daughter is getting her funeral. And that's all I wanted.
Catherine: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we couldn't find your daughter without your help.
Don Fitzgibbons: It's true, all of it. Are you going to arrest me?
Catherine: You just admitted to murder, I think you know the answer.
Don Fitzgibbons: Hold on, I didn't kill anyone.
Catherine: The body in the chimney?
Don Fitzgibbons: I took the body from Desert Palm hospital, from the morgue. He was already dead. A John Doe. Auto-accident in a stolen vehicle. The car exploded he was burned beyond recognition. Miss Willows, I stole a dead body and I trespassed but that's it.
Catherine: And Tad Sidley's ID? Did you place the gym card on the body?
Don Fitzgibbons: You're a mother right?
Don Fitzgibbons: Why do you think I did it?
Catherine: You wanted Martin Sidley to know what it's like to lose a child.
Sara: I know why a John Doe was stuffed down the Sidley's chimney. When you and Warrick were working that missing persons case you couldn't get a warrant and Martin wouldn't let you in right?
Sara: Don Fitzgibbons tried to gain access to the house through the son...
Catherine: But the son wouldn't cooperate.
Sara: I think he knew that if the house became a crime scene CSI could get in there.
Catherine: Well, it's a logical theory. But to kill someone and stuff him in a chimney in hopes of getting information on your missing daughter?
Warrick: You don't use a bucket of bleach to clean up a paper cut.
Catherine: Yeah and you don't get a murder conviction off of a single drop of a victim's blood.
Warrick: Well, hello, Caroline. She was like what 16? Isn't it a felony to purchase pornographic pictures of a minor?
Catherine: Well, believe it or not, exceptions are made. For photographs with serious artist or scientific merit.
Warrick: Oh yeah these look real scientific to me.
Sara: What are you guys doin' here?
Warrick: We were hopin' that you'd invite us to help out with your investigation.
Sara: Invite you?
Catherine: Warrick and I were lookin' for a missing person about a year ago and we tried to get a warrant to search this residence and the owner denied us access.
Sara: Now that it's a crime scene it's fair game if you're part of the investigation.
Warrick: You're pickin' up on what we're puttin' down.
Sara: Which means the vic was char-broiled some where else, tossed in the chimney and then smoked.
Catherine: What are you doing?
Warrick (using a small knife on the stairs): I'm looking for the tiniest crack between the planks. Y'know, you can scrub blood off the surface but you can't scrub beneath it. (removes a piece of the stairs) We got blood.
Greg: I'll take video spectral anaylsis for 200, Nick.
Nick: Crispy on the outside. Tender on the inside.
David: Crispy through and through.
David: Any suggestions on how to proceed?
Nick: Wrap and roll.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Stoupat jako dým (Ascend Like Smoke)
Music Featured In This Episode:
Anyone Can Lose- Eurhoria
Professional Killer- KMFDM
Sleeper- Euphoria & Tina
Doc Robbins: Caroline did not go gently.
Do not go gentle into that good night is a villanelle composed by Welsh poet Dylan Thomas.
Sara: This isn't the Tell Tale Heart it's the Cask of Amontillado. She was sealed into a wall and left to die.
"The Cask of Amontillado" is a horror short story by Edgar Allan Poe.
Catherine: Kinda like Tell Tale Heart... Guy commits a murder and buries the body under the floorboards of his house.
"The Tell-Tale Heart" is a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.
Episode Title: Up In Smoke
The title of this episode is a reference to the 1978 film Up In Smoke.
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