CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Grissom: I've learned that sometimes you can go faster by going slow. Jack: Yeah, well, I like to go faster by going fast. Waiting around is not exactly my best thing. Grissom: I gathered that from your interogation technique. You know maybe you should go back to your hotel. Take a nap. Jack: Is this your office, really? By choice? It's not some surplus, overflow issue? Grissom: What's wrong with my office? Jack: Oh, I don't know, uh, why don't you tell me? Grissom: That's an radiated fetal pig. I used it to determine the affects of radiation on tissue. Jack: For what? Grissom: For fun. Sara : Hey, Gil I uh sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Grissom: No, no. It's fine. Jack Malone, FBI. Sara Sidle, CSI. Jack: Hi. Sara : Hello. I hear your abduction case is now a serial murder. Jack: Yeah. Sara : Well, uh, I got called into work early, but I did pick up Hank and I took him to the sitter. Grissom: Thank you. I'll see you when I see you. Sara : Later. (turns and leaves) Jack: Is Hank your kid? Grissom: Hank's my dog. She walks him for me sometimes. Jack: Oh yeah, that's how it starts. I have some experience dating in the workplace. Grissom: Really? And, uh, how'd it work out for ya? Jack: Undetermined.

Warrick: Adoptive parents had no contact with the kidnappers? They were not given any ransom demands? Jack: There was no motive. I couldn't even give the parents a reason. Grissom: Maybe there isn't one.

Nick: Why kidnap a kid, wait six years, then kill him? Catherine: Most four-year-olds will do what you tell them. Most ten-year-olds will do what they want.

Jack: When I heard about the ViCAP hit, I got here as fast as I could. Brass: Chopper from the Strip? That's nice. That's my tax dollars at work?

Officer: License and registration, sir. Suspect: Got it right here. (pulls out a gun and shoots the officer four times)

Grissom: Does the victim have circular indentations on her head? Doc Robbins: Yeah, do you want to do the autopsy, too?

Hodges: Sir, can I ask you something? What's it like on the federal level? You know, pay, working conditions... Jack: You want my honest opinion? There's a lot less competition in Vegas for a guy like you. The FBI has enough ass-kissers already.

Jack: Why'd you run? Michaels: Ummmmmmmmm, I was scared. I was afraid of getting caught?

Michaels: You know what this is? Police brutality. Warrick: Yeah, whatever.

Jack: Random kidnappings are extraordinarily rare. Grissom: Except in the US last year, there were almost a hundred. Somethings are just random. Jack: Have you ever tried telling that to the parents of a child who's been kidnapped? Grissom: Yes, actually, I have. Jack: And how'd that work out for you?

Catherine: What do you know about this guy? Jack Malone: Besides what you guys just told me? What you just told me.