CSI: Miami

(Ryan and Eric go through a suspect's apartment) Ryan: You know Mathis may have made our jobs easier, he's OCD. Eric: (looking at Ryan with a grin) Sounds like someone I know. Ryan: So where would you keep a nitrous oxide canister? (Ryan find the canister) Ryan: Bingo! Eric: (With a grin again) Twisted minds think alike

(Calleigh talks to a suspect) Calleigh: The reason why he was "dinged up" was that he fell three stories and crushed a man to death.

IAB Rick Stetler: Has Eric Delko been in? Horatio: He's... working. Stetler: Well I need to interview him on this Ramsey matter, police brutality charges- Horatio: You were waiting by the phone Rick? Stetler: Delko's our only witness, I got questions. Horatio: Fair enough, but make it quick, Eric has a real job.

Calleigh: Hey Alexx I need an unbiased opinion. Alexx: Ja! Ja!, people only say that when they already know the answer and they're shopping for someone to agree with them. Calleigh: You are very smart. Alexx: That much I know honey.

Alexx: This man didn't fall, someone fell on him. Det. Salas: All right, so where's the guy who crushed him? Alexx: You don't fall three stories to get up and run away. Horatio: If you do, you've got something to hide.

IAB's Rick Stetler : Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable… Horatio: Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick? IAB's Rick Stetler : There is no woman in this case. Horatio: There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

Horatio: Yes, well, rule number one: never mess with Calleigh Duquesne, Rick!