CSI: Miami

Cuzz: I was just a "gopher" man. Frank: Well, in that case (Pulls a gun out of a filing cabinet) you should have buried that in your hole, (To Horatio) 9mm (To Cuzz) filed under "S" for stupid.

Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about? Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing. Calleigh: Is that it? Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.

Horatio: Sounds to me like this is a very important opportunity for you, and perhaps... perhaps your last hope. Meyer: Well now you're just being cruel.

Norman: I'm a movie producer. I glorify violence, I don't engage in it.

(Finding a match in CODIS) Horatio: Norman Stein. Valera: In the system for an attempted rape charge last year. Horatio: Well welcome to strike two Norman!

Valera: That noose was a pain in the neck.

Calleigh: So you believe the Professor, that someone stole his car and then ever so kindly put it back?

Eric: He must have been shot in the car. Calleigh: The car could have absorbed all the blood and the bullet. Eric: Which means that a portion of our primary crime scene drove away.

(About a gun that ties him to a murder) Salucci: If I remember correctly they never found that gun. Frank: Mob works in mysterious ways, doesn't it?

Frank: Talk too much, you get the Colombian necktie. See too much... Horatio: ... and you never see again.

Alexx: (about the victim) There's no bruising around his neck. This baby boy was dead before he played Hangman.

Frank: (picking up the money Sienna scattered) Beats pennies from heaven.

Horatio: ( To Joey Salucci – A mob boss with a real estate business as cover) If I find your DNA on that hanging rope, the only real estate you'll be dealing with is a six-by-nine cell…

Eric walks by, reading the script and smiling Calleigh: Hey! I see you're doing some light reading. Eric: (laughs) These writers never met a cliche they didn't use...

Eric: The professor seems more 8-track than ipod to me. (as he finds the ear bud from an ipod in the trunk of the professor's car)

Norman Stein: You don't understand! They don't even reveal who the killer is. Horatio: That's my job.

Frank: The drawbridge gave us a two'fer Horatio. Horatio: One is closed. One is just presenting.