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    Blk_rse88

    [141]Mar 22, 2008
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    Oh rub it in!! Just cuz you HAVE him to cry on!! You wound me Clo, you wound me...
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    Clfuller

    [142]Mar 23, 2008
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    Don't turn this back on me! You were the one laughing at me! I wouldn't have to resort to such measures if you didn't hurt me so deeply first!
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    Blk_rse88

    [143]Mar 23, 2008
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    Okay okay...*deep breath* I'm sorry for laughing. Please forgive me
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    Clfuller

    [144]Mar 23, 2008
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    Yes, I'll forgive you. I'm sorry for any subsequent wounds my reaction to your infliction of pain caused.
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    Blk_rse88

    [145]Mar 23, 2008
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    I forgive you. So we're good?
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    loki_lenor

    [146]Mar 23, 2008
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    184# Do not ask Horatio "what are you thinking?" unless you are Alex

    185# Sex with a prostitute/anyone is a great alibi
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    HanHong

    [147]Mar 23, 2008
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    loki_lenor wrote:
    184# Do not ask Horatio "what are you thinking?" unless you are Alex 185# Sex with a prostitute/anyone is a great alibi

    That last one is very true. That is one common alibi.

    186. There is an average of 2 murder victims in each episode.

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    angelamvilas

    [148]Mar 23, 2008
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    187. If Frank picks up Calleigh to look at something, he will check out her ass for a second. (Going under)
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    Clfuller

    [149]Mar 24, 2008
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    Blk_rse88 wrote:
    I forgive you. So we're good?
    Yep!

    188. If you belong to H's team, you must, periodically, either be seriously injured, threatened at gunpoint, or investigated for a crime you're not guilty of. (That or just Stetler flexing his tiny little muscles...)
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    Blk_rse88

    [150]Mar 24, 2008
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    Clfuller wrote:
    Blk_rse88 wrote:
    I forgive you. So we're good?
    Yep!

    188. If you belong to H's team, you must, periodically, either be seriously injured, threatened at gunpoint, or investigated for a crime you're not guilty of. (That or just Stetler flexing his tiny little muscles...)


    *dances* He's just flexing his tiny muscles..which leads me to

    189. Stetler is an a-hole. There is no underlying goodness to him. Even Horatio thinks so:

    "He's a necessary evil"

    See.
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    Clfuller

    [151]Mar 24, 2008
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    I agree. (Though I might say, an unnecessary evil. H could manage his team just fine without IA. If he needs them, he'll come find them.)

    Stetler needs to transfer or be forced into retirement.

    190. Eric is a perfect gentleman.
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    vickyhiphuggers

    [152]Mar 24, 2008
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    O yes !!

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    Blk_rse88

    [153]Mar 24, 2008
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    I must agree...
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    DrLar

    [154]Mar 24, 2008
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    I don't know if these are in.. but here I go:

    191: You're brother's redhead daughter looks a lot like him but he doesn't even have red hair.

    192: H has extensive shadow ninja training, he appears out of nowhere to confront the criminals.

    193: CBS main CSI promo shows a bullet thru H's glasses, what are they implying? huh?

    194: H will eat Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer for breakfast.

    195: Delko nickname is because his real last name is very hard to pronounce.

    196: Delko's lastname sounds russian, he speaks russian but has no russian appearance.

    197: Tv.com still can't believe Speedle died 3 seasons ago, and won't change the banner...

    198: Alex is a fire magnet, don't ever send her again to the glades..
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    Lady209

    [155]Mar 24, 2008
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    DrLar wrote:
    I don't know if these are in.. but here I go:

    191: You're brother's redhead daughter looks a lot like him but he doesn't even have red hair.

    192: H has extensive shadow ninja training, he appears out of nowhere to confront the criminals.

    193: CBS main CSI promo shows a bullet thru H's glasses, what are they implying? huh?

    194: H will eat Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer for breakfast.

    195: Delko nickname is because his real last name is very hard to pronounce.

    196: Delko's lastname sounds russian, he speaks russian but has no russian appearance.

    197: Tv.com still can't believe Speedle died 3 seasons ago, and won't change the banner...

    198: Alex is a fire magnet, don't ever send her again to the glades..


    I thought me and Sissy face were the only ones who noticed the Alexx thing!! We were talking about that earlier. Apparently fire has something against her.
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    Blk_rse88

    [156]Mar 24, 2008
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    Lady209 wrote:
    DrLar wrote:
    I don't know if these are in.. but here I go:

    191: You're brother's redhead daughter looks a lot like him but he doesn't even have red hair.

    192: H has extensive shadow ninja training, he appears out of nowhere to confront the criminals.

    193: CBS main CSI promo shows a bullet thru H's glasses, what are they implying? huh?

    194: H will eat Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer for breakfast.

    195: Delko nickname is because his real last name is very hard to pronounce.

    196: Delko's lastname sounds russian, he speaks russian but has no russian appearance.

    197: Tv.com still can't believe Speedle died 3 seasons ago, and won't change the banner...

    198: Alex is a fire magnet, don't ever send her again to the glades..


    I thought me and Sissy face were the only ones who noticed the Alexx thing!! We were talking about that earlier. Apparently fire has something against her.


    LMAO!!
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    Clfuller

    [157]Mar 24, 2008
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    DrLar wrote:

    195: Delko nickname is because his real last name is very hard to pronounce.

    196: Delko's lastname sounds russian, he speaks russian but has no russian appearance.

    197: Tv.com still can't believe Speedle died 3 seasons ago, and won't change the banner...


    Love those. Delektorsky...I thought he said his father had had their name changed to Delko. Is it still legally Delektorsky? He may just look more like his mother's family. Yes, they do that to a lot of shows, it seems. . .NCIS's Kate has the same issue.
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    Blk_rse88

    [158]Mar 24, 2008
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    Or maybe they're just in denial...like me

    WHY SPEEDLE?!?!? WHY?!?!?
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    marilyn08

    [159]Mar 24, 2008
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    199. The best way to address someone is over the shoulder, really slow, and while you're taking off your sunglasses!

    200. If you get in their way...you're dead

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    DrLar

    [160]Mar 25, 2008
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    201: Calleigh will kill you if you tell someone you saw her with a wedding veil...
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