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Best Horatio Caine One Liner?

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    shumdw

    [1]Feb 4, 2007
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    My name is David Webb and along with Dr Iain Pretty we have just launched a new forensic science website (www.all-about-forensic-science.com).

    My background is forensic psychology and Dr Pretty's is forensic odontology. The website is very much work in progress although it will shortly be showcasing the work of a number of forensic science experts. As well as covering all the major forensic science topic areas, careers, CSI, degree and study options will all be covered in detail.

    We are currently running a tagline poll to help us choose a memorable phrase that sums up the essence of The All About Forensic Science Website.

    For inspiration we turned to the one and only Lt. Horatio Caine from CSI Miami. There is a video on the website that includes some of the great man's finest one-liners, from which we have drawn up a tagline short-list.

    If you can spare a minute or so, please vote for your favorite.

    http://www.all-about-forensic-science.com/forensic-science-tagline.html

    All the very best

    David Webb BSc (hons), MSc

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    E_Queen

    [2]Feb 5, 2007
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    He said it best himself this morning on The Early Show..."We never close!" 
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    ladybritcomfan

    [3]Feb 5, 2007
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    Since "We never closed" has been used, I'll submit another one: "If I find out you did this, I will get you".
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    moggiye16

    [4]Feb 5, 2007
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    Detective: So where does this leave us?

    Horatio: Up a tree.

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    besidesearth

    [5]Feb 6, 2007
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    Ooh ooh! My favorite was:

    Sniper: "Don't you want to know why I did it?"

    Horatio: "You killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own."

    LOL!
    Edited on 02/06/2007 4:50am
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    SG1andAhalf

    [6]Feb 11, 2007
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    One of my favorites was :

    Question: So what's the story?

    H.: Man hits car, there's your story.

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    malawi69

    [7]Feb 12, 2007
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    This one's definitely one of my faves, it's from "Addiction" (Season 3)

    (Horatio confronts a suspect)
    Suspect: I didn't kill my brother's wife.
    Horatio: Then why do you look so guilty?

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    MrsEricDelko

    [8]Feb 14, 2007
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    SG1andAhalf wrote:

    One of my favorites was :

    Question: So what's the story?

    H.: Man hits car, there's your story.



    Yes I'd have to say this one is my favorite! I also Like "We never close"

    Here's Mine:

    Clavo: Is that a threat?
    H: That's not a threat.....that's a garuntee!




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    rimm1

    [9]Feb 14, 2007
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    Best Lines From Last Episiode

    H: Your Here Because You Want Me To Kill You!

    Clavo:Yet Another Start Of The Revolution

    H: I Will Kill You Clavo! This End's Right Now!

    Clavo: I Know. Take Care

    H: (Shoots Clavo)... Take Care Clavo!

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    Kankuro127

    [10]Feb 14, 2007
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    I like

    He's a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.

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    xboxdukex

    [11]Feb 14, 2007
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    my favourite is "Frank, we gotta move quick. Time is rising, and our crime scene is singing" from episode Blood in the Water. i have many, many more written on my mirror in my room!
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    JPPT1974

    [12]Feb 14, 2007
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    This happened not to long ago but it was the episode where he said "Burn baby Burn!"

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    buffyjl

    [13]Feb 14, 2007
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    From my favoriote ep "Grand Prix" about the Miami Champcar race.

    Horatio let's the big sponsor know that Hally's team's crew-chief was arrested for murder. The sponsor backs out of Hally's team, and takes Hally's star-driver with him. Hally's left up the creek, and Horatio looks at her and says,

    "Vroom, vroom."

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    JPPT1974

    [14]Feb 15, 2007
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    xboxdukex wrote:
    my favourite is "Frank, we gotta move quick. Time is rising, and our crime scene is singing" from episode Blood in the Water. i have many, many more written on my mirror in my room!

    Yeah I remember that one. That is so cool! If you ask me. When he says that in his cool, calm, and collected way.

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    buffyjl

    [15]Feb 21, 2007
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    Dr. Mike Lasker: I needed to be certain before I pointed the finger.
    Horatio: Yes, well that finger ...is now pointing at you.

    p.s. the above smiley wearing sunglasses is Horatio.

    Edited on 02/21/2007 10:21am
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    miia_

    [16]Feb 23, 2007
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    Yep. "Burn Baby Burn" is definitely the best! And its such a funny scene..... He just walks away from the car all calm and stuff, putting on his glasses. Burn baby burn!!!
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    laneangel

    [17]Feb 24, 2007
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    Ep. 414: Fade Out

    Frank: Talk too much you'll get the colombian neck tie,

    Horatio: See too much, and you'll never see again !!!!

    how powerful is that !!!

    Ep. 417:  Collision

    Suspect: She's the crazy one !!!

    Horatio: And now she's the dead one so mission accomplished for you !!!

     (From the same ep.) Horatio: Being someone father is not a right, it's a gift !!!

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    E_Queen

    [18]Feb 25, 2007
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    Can't remember the name of the Ep, but it is the one where the suspect is in GA and has a parole hearing and is suspected of having his victim killed so she wouldn't show up.

    Suspect:  Prove it.

    Horatio: Working on it. 

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    SG1andAhalf

    [19]Mar 1, 2007
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    The vroom, vroom was the best...................too kewl!
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    macsysnet

    [20]Mar 1, 2007
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    Just watched the ep. 'The Silencer' .. Found a new favourite

    Frank:    'She probably got caught in the crossfire/'
    Horatio: 'Thats what happens when worlds collide'

    Gotta love the gratuitous rock references

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