CSI: Miami

Kyle: Real girls don't turn me on anymore. Delko: Fortunately for you, where you're going that won't be a problem.

IAB Stetler: Congratulations, you bagged the porn king, his lawyer and the killer, it's not a bad week's work Horatio: I guess it's not good for you Rick, unless you've arrested any Police Officers. IAB Stetler: It isn't my job to be liked. Horatio: Mission accomplished.

Suspect Lawyer: Don't you just hate it when the truth doesn't suit you? Horatio: Not yet it doesn't... Not yet.

(Calleigh and Speed go through a pornstar's apartment) Speed: She's got to have her own aisle at the video store. Calleigh: You know, Valera said she's famous. Speed: Well, Valera would know.

(Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner) Owner's Lawyer: My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls. Horatio: Will they be appearing in your films Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.

Det. Salas: Ashley attended your party at this very office last night, she had champagne, ate caviar... And got strangled.

Eric: Thing is, a lot of people knew Ashley Anders, she had one of the top selling DVD's of the adult market (Alexx gives Eric a look)... I've heard

(Horatio notices too many Police men at the scene) Horatio: We have a VIP situation right here. Patrol Officer: Actually, she's an actress Lieutenant. Horatio: What's her name? Patrol Officer: Ashley Anders, she does pay-per-view, DVD's, responding officer recognized her from her films. Horatio: Adult films. Patrol Officer: Yeah, she's a pornstar. Horatio: She is also someone's daughter... And it's what we'll focus on.

Valera: Have you seen Ashley Anders's (a pornstar) movies? Calleigh: Me? Where do I see them? Valera: Oh, clubs, parties... You know, out. Calleigh: No, I don't think you and I are going to the same places Valera. Valera: Porn's the new Martini, no one's hiding their vices anymore.

Speedle: (to men harrasing Cookie Devine) Hey why don't you guys take a walk 1st Guy: What are you, her boyfriend? Lucky man. 2nd Guy: Yeh buddy hey hey. How about you let us tap some of that... ha ha ha Speedle: I'm serious. Get out o' here. 1st Guy: Why don't I kick your ass instead? Speedle: (showing his gun and badge) How about I arrest you? For harrasing this young lady. And interfering with a murder investigation. How about that? 1st Guy: No Problem. We didn't mean anything. Sir. 2nd Guy: Sorry officer. Speedle: Get lost. Cookie Devine: Can I have your job? I got into the wrong business.