CSI: Miami

Ryan: So this, my friend, is for you. Valera: A vial of bile! You're too good to me.

(Someone threw up in the courtroom and the puke is still in the janitor's closet) Calleigh: Could help us find another piece of the puzzle. Ryan: You're gonna make me collect that, aren't you. Calleigh: Uh-huh. Rank has its privileges.

Horatio: Memo, now that you work for me, I want you to tell Riaz, that I said, he's a dead man!!!

Horatio: Memo, in the unlikely event that I haven't made myself completely clear, I would like to remind you (Draws his gun and pushes it into Memo's head) This is your last chance.

Gloria: You know, I'm starting to remember why we broke up. Delko: I NEVER FORGOT!

José: You're already a dead man. (Horatio fires) Horatio: Join the club.

Calleigh: I hear you're having girl trouble. Eric Delko: (laughs) Everybody hears everything in this place? Calleigh: Yeah, still is the rumor true? Eric Delko: You remember Gloria? Calleigh: (thinks back a ways and smiles) Oh, the crazy one. She was into reiki massage. Eric Delko: And sky diving Calleigh: And hunting, if I recall. That's quite a potent combination. Eric Delko: Yeah, but it didn't hurt that she looked the way she did. Calleigh: Yeah, well see, that's the problem, you love crazy until crazy loves you. Eric Delko: Yeah, well crazy has messed with every girl I've been with since, and I think she just busted up Boa Vista's car, so I've got to put a stop to it. Calleigh: My advice... talk to her once as Eric Delko. Eric Delko: And then? Calleigh: Talk to her again as a cop. Eric Delko: (laughs) Play hardball; I like your style.

Calleigh: (after finding packing tape stuck to the bottom of Jose Truillo's chair) Packing tape. Ryan: A loaded magazine was taped under there. Calleigh: Our shooter knew exactly where to find it. Ryan: But who put it there for him to find? Calleigh: Someone on the inside.

Natalia: (to Eric Delko, about Gloria) She's like the hang-up queen.

Raphael Sifuentes: You're a dead man, Riaz! You hear me, a dead man!

Eric Delko: If you come near me or anyone that I know, I'm going to arrest you. Gloria: Mmm, so that will be the second time we use your cuffs.

Marisol: Don't ever leave me. Horatio: Never.