CSI: Miami

(Alexx is processing an IRS agent) Calleigh: I heard you've got a bullet for me. Alexx:(handing over the bullet to Calleigh) Tax refund!

(As Eric just comes out of the water in full scuba gear.) Ryan: Later. Eric: Where you going? Ryan: To find Horatio. Eric: You're not going to wait for me? Ryan: Well, he wanted our findings ASAP. Eric: Hey! I found those findings!

Calleigh: Who killed the tax man?

(Horatio has one last stand-off with the IRS) IRS Agent Boone: What do you want Lieutenant? Horatio: Dawson's typo... fixed. IRS Agent Boone: Dawson? Typo or not he kept a growing interest he never paid. Horatio: A clerical error that you committed sent his family to hell, I want you to get your white-out and correct it. IRS Agent Boone: Take a walk Lieutenant. Horatio: Mrs. Boone does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody? IRS Agent Boone: mmm... No. (Horatio pulls his cell phone out) Horatio: Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial (Horatio offers the phone to Agent Boone) Do you want to call him... or should I?

(Calleigh and Ryan process a car) Ryan: Ok I've got semen on the back seat. Calleigh: Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.

(The Lab is after a divorcee who hid everything prior to the divorce) CSI Accountant Tech: You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant. Calleigh: You bragging or you have something for me?

Calleigh: Can you think of anyone who might have specially hated Simon? IRS Agent Boone: We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.

Ryan: There's a lot of blood. Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.

Timothy Dawson: (Referring to the Authorities) You think they even care about "the people" anymore? Horatio: Some of us do.

Russell Edge: She's a liar! Frank: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.

Det. Tripp: Two bullets to the chest, our victim was Revenue Officer Simon Bremmer. Horatio: That's two in one day. Det. Tripp: IRS agents. Horatio: That's correct. Det. Tripp: Think there's any connection? Horatio: It's tax season.