CSI: Miami

(Calleigh enters the lab where Boa Vista is not looking too well) Calleigh: Are you okay? Natalia: Just have a touch of the flu. Calleigh: Didn't you just have the flu? Natalia: Yeah, my luck, right? Calleigh: Are you sure that you're alright, 'cause you're really pale. Natalia: Yeah? Well it's worse in the morning. Calleigh: Well, if it's worth anything, chicken soup always works for me when I have the flu. Natalia: Chicken soup, okay, thanks.

(After Cooper told Natalia how hot Delko was at the beach) Delko: You've got a big mouth. Cooper: What did I do? Delko: You opened it. Cooper: Er...you and Boa Vista are..? Delko: Are none of your business.

Horatio: (to Yates about to hit Resden who is down) Whoa! Hold it right there old man! Don't move! Yates: Go ahead. You finish him off. Horatio: You already did that a long time ago. Yates: Real man doesn't need help. Horatio: And a real man, doesn't beat his kids either. Yates: Ya know without that gun, you're just a little punk, like him! Horatio: ...Okay (puts gun down and takes off gun and holster) here's what I'm gonna do for you. I, am gonna let you (sets down gun and holster) take your best shot at me. Okay, Morris? Take your best shot. Go ahead. (Yates gets ready to punch Horatio but stops) Horatio: That's what I thought. You can't do it, can you Morris? Not only are you a bully, but you're a coward.

Eric: Uh, ladies, this is D.C. We work together. Cooper: (Staring at two beautiful girls in beach attire) Hey… Eric: Give him a second. He'll get up to two syllables!