CSI: Miami

Eric: Cute girls. Calleigh: Yeah, they thought you were cute too. Eric: Yeah, What did they say? Calleigh: They wanted to know if you had a younger brother.

Calleigh: Is this hot enough or do you want to see my weapons permit?

Horatio: Jon, this guy stinks. Dr. Jon Grizel: Well, may be, Horatio - but the courts only care how the evidence smells.

Speed: Oh, you got a permit. Ted: Yeah, that's right, from Parks and Rec. Speed: Well, I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night. Ted: Whoa, hold on. Speed: I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party. Ted: You misunderstood me. Speed: Then I'm going to arrest your cheap tequila-pushing ass and have you spend a night in lock-up with all the drunk and disorderlies and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys. Ted: You know what? Maybe I, I should wait until you're finished. Speed: That's a capital idea, Ted.