CSI: Miami Season 2 Episode 15

(Horatio has just cracked the case)
Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
Horatio: What would that be?
Danny Cato: The jury, I'm a star kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
Horatio: You haven't convinced me my friend, and that's not a good start.

(A suspect isn't cooperating)
Speedle: How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.

Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a Patrol Officer and a glorified trash collector.
Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene?

(later during that conversation)

Horatio: What else did you take?
Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it.
Horatio: I need that hat.
(The Patrol Officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains)
Patrol Officer: Hey it's just a hat.
Horatio: And that's why you're just a Patrol Cop.

Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines Officer, celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.

Speedle: Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married?
Calleigh: I think it's something else... look at the legs they're long and muscled.
Speedle: So she's a swimmer.
Calleigh: Not for the girls team she isn't.

Officer: The guy who called this in?
Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.