CSI: Miami

(Horatio has just cracked the case) Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you. Horatio: What would that be? Danny Cato: The jury, I'm a star kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything. Horatio: You haven't convinced me my friend, and that's not a good start.

(A suspect isn't cooperating) Speedle: How about a little time sitting in a jail cell? Might refresh your memory.

Patrol Officer: Celebrity's part of the job, that's the difference between a Patrol Officer and a glorified trash collector. Horatio: Is it part of your job tampering with a crime scene? (later during that conversation) Horatio: What else did you take? Patrol Officer: I took a hat, but that's it. Horatio: I need that hat. (The Patrol Officer hands Horatio the hat, it has some blood stains) Patrol Officer: Hey it's just a hat. Horatio: And that's why you're just a Patrol Cop.

Magazine Editor: Murders sell magazines Officer, celebrity murders sell millions of magazines.

Speedle: Now why would anyone steal pictures of action hero Brad and a girl? You think the girl's married? Calleigh: I think it's something else... look at the legs they're long and muscled. Speedle: So she's a swimmer. Calleigh: Not for the girls team she isn't.

Officer: The guy who called this in? Horatio: Yep. Our Good Samaritan just became a murderer.