CSI: Miami

Hagen: I care about a confession she freely gave me that. Now she's saying I coerced. Calleigh: Well, John, if the evidence is good, then the confession will stick. Hagen: Whose side are you on? Calleigh: I didn't realize that evidence took sides.

Calleigh: Angelo's got nice taste in cars. Speed: Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.

Delko: According to the vic, this cowboy came through the front door, guns blazing. Speed: I wonder if he tied up his horse.

Speed: Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else. Delko: So this is your hangout, Speed. Speed: You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that? Because you're really very funny.