CSI: Miami

(Horatio inquires about a prostitute witness) Horatio: What's her name? Gary: Like they give you the real one. Speed: We'll take a fake one and a location.

Speed: Somebody left DNA? Valera: 3 "Somebodies". Speed: You're kidding me. Valera: First donor was female: saliva, she's a gum chewer. Speed: Are there any CODIS hits? Valera: Nada! Speed: Right, how about the other two "somebodies"? Valera: Not saliva, not female. Speed: I guess we weren't the only one who got lucky. Valera: You shouldn't say that, male sample got trapped inside the gum, I'm guessing she chewed it... mmm after. Speed: Right, she's living dangerously.

(Horatio finds out Det. Salas is dating IAB Rick Stetler) Horatio: Wow! Det. Salas: Me and Stetler huh? Horatio: When did that happen? Det. Salas: He asked me out, I said yes, that's usually how it works.

Calleigh: You want to tell us why he pulled you over? Rutter: It was personal. Horatio: Mr. Rutter the murder of a Police Officer is more personal than you can imagine. Rutter: Murder? Look no way I didn't kill any cop, I didn't even touch him. Horatio: You are our number one suspect, I suggest tha you start talking right now.

Horatio: (to Rick) You're ahead of the curve. That's sexy.

Calleigh: Do you know her friend's name? Fred Rutter: Uhh, Maria, Maria something, they're always jabbering in Spanish. Calleigh: A woman named Maria in Miami… That narrows it down!

(A police officer is gunned down) Horatio: Let's call in all shifts, if they hit one of us, they hit us all.