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Adam: She gets a piano wire and I get a bronze, metal thing with bumps.
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Stella: (coming in holding a box) Mac, if I told you to go home and get some rest, you would say...
Mac: What's in the box?
Stella: Of course you would.
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Nova Kent: I lost that music box about a year ago.
Danny: Are you kidding me? You can't come up with a better lie than that?
Nova Kent: I move a lot, four different places in the past year. I've given up junk, throw things away.
Stella: You specifically requested that the music box played Mozart's first menuet. It seems strange that something with that kind of sentimental value would be thrown away.
Nova Kent: Yeah well, I cried for three days when I realized it was gone.
Danny: You're killing me right now...
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Adam: Kendall! Hey..uh..wake up..uh, we're late for work. We gotta, we gotta get up, we're late for work.
Kendall: (waking up and seeing that they are both in their underwear) Did we?...We didn't...?
Adam: Oh! No, no, no. I mean, I...uh..I wish it was yes, yes, yes but sadly, no.
Kendall: (lays back down)...Hmmmm, ten more minutes.
Adam: No, no, no, no. No more minutes! Come on! Get up, get up! Come on, let's go! Up, up, up, yes, let's go! (helps Kendall up from the couch) Must...fight....crime...
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Hawkes: What about the trace I collected from her arm?
Lindsay: Latex. More specifically, condom spray.
Danny: (Amused) 'Scuse me? What? I didn't catch that.
(Sheldon looks baffled.)
Lindsay: Liquid rubber (Holds the spray can, smiling). German engineering at its finest.
Hawkes: I'm not sure I understand.
Lindsay: Well, allow me to demonstrate (Grabs a big test-tube). Contrarily to what you might have heard, science definitely does matter (Starts spraying the content of the can on the test-tube). Simply, apply like so. Allow a few moments for maximum drying time and... boom! Instant condom.
Hawkes: Are you serious? A spray-on condom?
Danny: What... where does the... the... (Points at the top of the test-tube) Now how... never mind.
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Stella: Does that smell like ammonia?
Flack: And death. (after a while) Something definitely happened in this apartment.
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Hawkes: (to Lindsay and Danny) I don't know guys, it doesn't make sense. Sex and murder I get, vandalism ... (he shrugs) incompatible.
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Mac: (after hearing that the two Security Guards had sex on the Statue of Liberty) Nothing's sacred anymore.
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Flight Attendant: (shows Mac that he has a lipstick kiss on his cheek and Mac wipes it off) Looks like someone's going to miss you!
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Stella: After everything he did, he didn't go after Anthony Colton.
Mac: For some, the greatest sin is to do nothing.
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Adam: That's how I roll. (high pitch) What up?!
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Stella: (Referring to sight viewer) There's blood on the coin slot.
Flack: Yeah, I like to do a little sight seeing after I commit murder.
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Adam: (answering phone) Adam Ross.
Lindsay: Hi. I'm calling from the office of unemployment.
Adam: Oh, Lindsay, hey.
Lindsay: Word is that Denny's is looking to hire some socially awkward scientists.
Adam: I'm...I'm halfway there already, okay?
Lindsay: It's a big case Adam, it's the Statue of Liberty, it's all over the news.(Adam turns his TV on, Lindsay continues over the phone.) We've got a lot of work to do; it's top priority and Mac is back in town. Get your little ass to work. (Lindsay hangs up the phone)
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Stella: Who would do something like this?
Mac: Someone desperate to get his message across.
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Flack: (shakes hands with Mac) Welcome back to the land of the free and the home of the depraved.