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    fosterscheese

    [1]May 3, 2007
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    My favourite quote is

    Mac: Hey, you're sneezing on my crime scene.

    Another one of my favourites is:

    Aiden: (to Stella)I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tifanny's

    Edited on 06/19/2007 5:25am
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    fosterscheese

    [2]May 3, 2007
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    fosterscheese wrote:

    Aidento Stella)I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tifanny's

    It's supposed to be

    Aiden: (to Stella)I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tifanny's

     

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    saleblanc

    [3]May 3, 2007
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    These two always make me giggle:

    Danny: (as Mac twists up a napkin) Merlin, what are you doing here? Trading in your crime scene kit for a magic kit?

    Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
    Danny: I love it. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people surveyed...

    I think it's because of the episode itself, that and Danny's absolutely adorable when he's exhausted.

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    boom-moo

    [4]May 3, 2007
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    saleblanc wrote:

    These two always make me giggle:

    Danny: (as Mac twists up a napkin) Merlin, what are you doing here? Trading in your crime scene kit for a magic kit?

    Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
    Danny: I love it. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people surveyed...

    I think it's because of the episode itself, that and Danny's absolutely adorable when he's exhausted.

    May I add he is absolutely adorable even when he is not exhausted?
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    saleblanc

    [5]May 3, 2007
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    This is so very true....

    He is also adorable dressed, undressed, mad, happy, frustrated, thinking, breathing.  . . . . need I go on?

     

    Lindsay: Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.

    I think some of the quotes are from Lindsay, Flack & Sid

     Flack: Get outta here. Ya gotta have a Master's degree in Chemistry just to run drugs these days

    *goes to find some of Sid's funny one liners*

    Edited on 05/03/2007 4:38pm
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    kitty-kat-kate

    [6]May 3, 2007
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    Lindsay: Guess you didn't grew up with hardwood floors.
    Danny: No, I didn't actually. Bronx marble.
    Lindsay: What's that?
    Danny: It's linoleum.

    Flack: Let me get this straight. This guy was killed by a flying crapsickle?

    Stella: There's something gooey here.
    Mac: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll have to use that more.

    And everything Sid has ever said.

    Edited on 05/03/2007 5:31pm
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    xhosa9congo

    [7]May 4, 2007
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    kitty-kat-kate wrote:

    Lindsay: Guess you didn't grew up with hardwood floors.
    Danny: No, I didn't actually. Bronx marble.
    Lindsay: What's that?
    Danny: It's linoleum.

    That is one of my all time faves, it is when Lindsay is taking her shoes off before going into the suspects apartment. Really sums up how different DL are.

    The burning being painful quotes were v funny also...

    How about when Danny says to Lindsay: "Wanna go see Rough Sects?"

    Or when Aiden says to Danny: "Your cute and all but I am way out of you league" I always think "yeah honey, if that is what you want to believe!" That girl has too many tickets!

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    EmiliaRomagna

    [8]May 4, 2007
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    Stella: La Perla underwear. These babies sell for 350 dollars.
    Danny: I get my BVDs in a three-pack for 10 bucks.

     

    Flack (to Paul Sabatini): Hey, boxer shorts, cold shower's this way

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    fireflycrew

    [9]May 4, 2007
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    Hawks: Bless you, J-Lo!

     

    Danny: Boom!

      

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    saleblanc

    [10]May 4, 2007
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    Lindsay:  Who want's to play?

    "Dancing with the Fishes" watched it last night.

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    kitty-kat-kate

    [11]May 4, 2007
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    Very true, xhosa, but I really don't think Danny and Lindsay are all that different. 
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    vickymedia

    [12]May 4, 2007
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    I like this one:

    Sid: Sorry for the delay.. QT and I were busy necking.
    Stella: Come again?
    Sid: Necking! Looking at his neck! You don't think I'd kiss corpses, do you?
    Stella: No, no.. of course not!
    Sid: That's disgusting!
    Stella: I agree!
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    kitty-kat-kate

    [13]May 4, 2007
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    vickymedia wrote:
    I like this one: Sid: Sorry for the delay.. QT and I were busy necking. Stella: Come again? Sid: Necking! Looking at his neck! You don't think I'd kiss corpses, do you? Stella: No, no.. of course not! Sid: That's disgusting! Stella: I agree!

    Ah, yes!!!  I love that one! 

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    nenita_721

    [14]May 4, 2007
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    Some of my favorite quotes are:

    Stella: "That's it? No butler?"
    Flack: "Nope."
    Stella: "Too bad. I thought we could wrap this up quick."
    Flack: "What?"
    Stella: "Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?"
    Flack: "I was a Monopoly guy."

    Flack: "You don't call, you don't write. I was starting to think you're seeing other detectives, William."

    and...

     Flack: "We'll work something out. Would these eyes lie?"

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    kitty-kat-kate

    [15]May 4, 2007
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    Oh, new favourite!

    Danny: Stella, look at me.  What's haunting you?

    *melts* 

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    saleblanc

    [16]May 4, 2007
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    Old Classic:

    Danny: Good Morning Dear...

    Stella:  Do I have a tail?

    Danny: Sorry, Good Morning Stella.

    Stella: Better.

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    vickymedia

    [17]May 4, 2007
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    I'm reading quotes right know (yeah, good thing to spend your time ) and I found this Danny: (To a girl with pink hair) Is that your natural hair color? How could someone ask such a stupid question???
    Edited on 05/04/2007 12:30pm
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    Chanouel

    [18]May 4, 2007
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    nenita_721 wrote:

    Some of my favorite quotes are:

    Stella: "That's it? No butler?"
    Flack: "Nope."
    Stella: "Too bad. I thought we could wrap this up quick."
    Flack: "What?"
    Stella: "Mansion like this, it's always the butler. Didn't you ever play Clue?"
    Flack: "I was a Monopoly guy."

    Flack: "You don't call, you don't write. I was starting to think you're seeing other detectives, William."

    and...

     Flack: "We'll work something out. Would these eyes lie?"



    Flack definitely wins for the best lines, followed closely by Danny.
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    csinyfan

    [19]May 4, 2007
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    OK this in one of my favs. Flack: You think Houdini knew the impack he would have on mofia lengo?Hawkes: I'm sorry Flack: Ya know like when they wack somebody,they say we made them do a Houdini.Ya think that would make him proud. Hawkes: Are we aqualy havving this conversation? Flack:Oh I'm sorry could you explain the diffrence between DNA and RNA couse that is stemulating conversation. Hawkes: It would be if you knew the diffrence.
    Edited on 05/04/2007 7:49pm
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    liaq100

    [20]May 5, 2007
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    Stella:That´s Tiffany´s.

    Mac: you can tell from a map?

    Stella: I can tell from the moon! i love those blue boxes!!!!!!

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