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    boom-moo

    [101]Nov 13, 2007
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    Chanouel wrote:

    From 407, Commuted Sentences:

    Waiter: She made the reservation under....Florence Nightingale. I'm thinking fake name.
    Flack: Real sharp, Leonard!

    I loved Stella's face

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    kiwi2325

    [102]Nov 13, 2007
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    I love this quote from Bad Beat. When they were watching a slightly naughty video

    Lindsay Footage from your 30th birthday party, Messer?

    Very witty from miss monroe i thought.

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    carmeena

    [103]Nov 25, 2007
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    This one is too good not to go on here...

    "My very first dead ringer." Sid 409

    ha ha ha, it was lame but Danny's reaction is what made it funny!
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    mickeyDs4

    [104]Nov 25, 2007
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    "So two hours out of your Saturday is a dealbreaker?" Hawkes (2-5: Dancing With the Fishes)
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    Kami-katze

    [105]Nov 26, 2007
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    Flack: The last time I checked, evidence hadn`t cute little legs to run away. I use that everytime I´m searching for something. Like "the last time I checked my cell hadn`t cute little legs to run away".
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    Kim_sprite2009

    [106]Dec 3, 2007
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    Danny: Stop goffing off. We have work to do. The Deep

    Danny: Don't eat them. Lindsay: You're a little late on that one, Danny. Danny: Still doesn't mean its not funny. Necrophilia Americana

    Danny: You go up in flams I get your office Sleight Out Of Hand

    Lindsay: He doesn't think thats funny. He's humoring you. Stuck on You

    Lindsay: Razzy do you need me to give you a time out? Classy Oedipus hex

    Danny: I hate rich people. Fantastic. Murder Sings the blues

    Flack: A couple of kids came into the 3-5, said that a friends football might have acidently killed a man. I locked them up for fun. Odsession

    Stella: What's a women doing in the men's bathroom? Flack: Oh, I could think of a few reasons. All with happier endings.The Lying Game

    Flack: You don't like our girls here in New York. The Lying Game

    Flack: Lot of greenhouses in New York, Linds. Lindsay: Yes Flack. - Flack: I am so glad figuring this stuff out is your job, not mine. What Shemes May Come

    Danny: Well. Hello, Miss Monroe. Wow, you clean up nice. Risk

    Lindsay: Do-Da Whats? Conductor: Do-Do-Dos. You know idot, moron, kuckelhead. Where are you from? Jeresy? Risk

    Flack: Are you Kidding me? Fare Game

    Danny: Ya what was I thinking. Bettin against a Country Girl. Fare Game

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    mickeyDs4

    [107]Dec 3, 2007
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    "Life saving measures over evidence, Bonasera!" Paramedic (MIA/NY Nonstop)
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    ClareNewcastle

    [108]Dec 4, 2007
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    gasole wrote:

    My favourite ones:

    Aiden: Dodecylbenzene sulfonic acid, tetrasodium EDTA, benzosothyazolone...

    Hawkes: Bless you, J. Lo!

    Sid: Necking! Looking at his neck! You don't think I'd kiss corpses, do you?

    Lindsay: Does it turn you on?

    hi im sorry but could u tell me wat eppy these are from!

    thanx

    xxx

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    mickeyDs4

    [109]Dec 4, 2007
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    ClareNewcastle wrote:
    gasole wrote:

    My favourite ones:

    Aiden: Dodecylbenzene sulfonic acid, tetrasodium EDTA, benzosothyazolone...

    Hawkes: Bless you, J. Lo!

    Sid: Necking! Looking at his neck! You don't think I'd kiss corpses, do you?

    Lindsay: Does it turn you on?

    hi im sorry but could u tell me wat eppy these are from!

    thanx

    xxx

    Thus the reason for the request of siting your quotes!

    Aiden's is from Tri-Bourgh (season 1)
    Hawkes' from Grand Murder at Central Station
    I'm not sure about Sid's it's either late season 2 or season 3.
    Lindsay's from Live or Let Die (season 2)

    Hope that helps!

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    saleblanc

    [110]Dec 4, 2007
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    Sid is from Season 2 Risk - - he is doing Q T Jammer's autopsy.

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    mickeyDs4

    [111]Dec 4, 2007
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    saleblanc wrote:

    Sid is from Season 2 Risk - - he is doing Q T Jammer's autopsy.

    You know Stacy if we combine our brain power that holds all the quotes between us I bet we could come up with a soultion to the strike.

    "Stuff New York legends are made of." Mac (MIA/NY Nonstop)

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    Kim_sprite2009

    [112]Dec 14, 2007
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    I love this qoute.

    Flack: Stop, Drop, And Roll. You son of a b!tch!

    Lindsay: I'm not really good at this kind of thing. What should I say to him? Mac: Just tell him your not very good at this kind of thing.

    from Child's play

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    kitty-kat-kate

    [113]Dec 14, 2007
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    Stella: ... I had sea monkeys.
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    super_snotling

    [114]Dec 14, 2007
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    I liked Lindsay in slightly snarky mode from Childs Play.:

    "Well it sure ain't a Spanish Fly"

    It was the mild sneer afterward that did it for me...
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    DaisyBeetle

    [115]Dec 15, 2007
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    Not sure which episode

    Sid: He calls you that because he has a crush on you

    I love that one and pretty much anything Flack and Danny say

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    mickeyDs4

    [116]Dec 16, 2007
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    DaisyBeetle wrote:

    Not sure which episode

    Sid: He calls you that because he has a crush on you

    I love that one and pretty much anything Flack and Danny say

    It is from Stealing Home. For further reference please site all quotes so other members know which episode you are talking about as to eliminate unneeded conversation.

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    Wizadora97

    [117]Dec 18, 2007
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    Some of my favourite Quotes include:

    Mac: You asked for my help. I did help you. You're where you belong. You rot in hell you son of a b**ch - To Henry Darius in Manhattan Manhunt. I like this one because the way he said it, it was like this is my city and nobody messes with Mac Taylor.

    Stella Dectective Bonasera, The Law, The Order - Raising Shane

    Danny: Stop busting my friggin' onions and fill me in on the dead guy behind you.- Hush. This whole convo between Danny, Aiden and that other cop made me laugh.

    Lindsay: Ah, we're going OLD school! -You Only Die Once

    Flack: "Flack, Don Flack." - You Only Die Once

    Hawkes: Bless You J.Lo - Grand Murder at Central Station

    Edited on 12/19/2007 1:41am
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    Addicted411

    [118]Dec 22, 2007
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    My absolute favorite would be:

    Danny: Speed Racer's Mach 5 did not come close to the Batmobile. End of story.
    Lindsay: Are you kidding me? The Mach 5 had submersible capabilities and a robotic homing pigeon.
    Danny: Yeah, so did the Batmobile. Along with rocket boosters and armour plating
    Lindsay: Mach 5...rotary saw.
    Danny: Right Montana. Did Speed Racer's Mach 5 have a field forensics kit?
    Lindsay: The Batmobile did not have a field forensics kit.
    Danny: In the Batmobile's trunk it did!
    Lindsay: That explains so much.

    AND:

    Flack: How about the x-ray specs I bought in middle school to see through a girls' clothes? The only thing I ever saw through those was a nun coming at me with a yardstick.

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    NYCarbon

    [119]Dec 23, 2007
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    Addicted411 wrote:

    My absolute favorite would be:

    Danny: Speed Racer's Mach 5 did not come close to the Batmobile. End of story.
    Lindsay: Are you kidding me? The Mach 5 had submersible capabilities and a robotic homing pigeon.
    Danny: Yeah, so did the Batmobile. Along with rocket boosters and armour plating
    Lindsay: Mach 5...rotary saw.
    Danny: Right Montana. Did Speed Racer's Mach 5 have a field forensics kit?
    Lindsay: The Batmobile did not have a field forensics kit.
    Danny: In the Batmobile's trunk it did!
    Lindsay: That explains so much.

    AND:

    Flack: How about the x-ray specs I bought in middle school to see through a girls' clothes? The only thing I ever saw through those was a nun coming at me with a yardstick.



    Pfft. You got that from my multiply Cami! Anyways ahah they are my favorite quotes too!
    Here's one:

    Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
    Danny: I love that. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people survey...
    [From Sleight Out of Hand] I love it when a man's tired
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    Addicted411

    [120]Dec 23, 2007
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    NYCarbon wrote:
    Addicted411 wrote:

    My absolute favorite would be:

    Danny: Speed Racer's Mach 5 did not come close to the Batmobile. End of story.
    Lindsay: Are you kidding me? The Mach 5 had submersible capabilities and a robotic homing pigeon.
    Danny: Yeah, so did the Batmobile. Along with rocket boosters and armour plating
    Lindsay: Mach 5...rotary saw.
    Danny: Right Montana. Did Speed Racer's Mach 5 have a field forensics kit?
    Lindsay: The Batmobile did not have a field forensics kit.
    Danny: In the Batmobile's trunk it did!
    Lindsay: That explains so much.

    AND:

    Flack: How about the x-ray specs I bought in middle school to see through a girls' clothes? The only thing I ever saw through those was a nun coming at me with a yardstick.

    Pfft. You got that from my multiply Cami! Anyways ahah they are my favorite quotes too! Here's one: Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths. Danny: I love that. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people survey... [From Sleight Out of Hand] I love it when a man's tired

    Yeah I did. Caught RED handed! Sowee. My fave quote eh.

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