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We Stalk Danny Messer #6: He Is Too Hot To Handle!

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    Numb3rsfan1

    [141]Oct 2, 2008
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    *at the pub*
    Num-Danny: You always come here?
    BM-Danny: Don't tell me you've never been to New York's finest pub.
    Num-Danny: I did. But that was ages ago.
    BM-Danny: Oh ok. *sees someone hitting laptop* *realises it was Maria over there* Why don't you go and see that girl over there.
    Num-Danny: And where are you going?
    BM-Danny: Getting some beer and a Red Bull. *whispers* Besides she might need some help. *turns and walks towards the counter*

    *across the pub*

    Maria: *types on the laptop and laptop frozes* *hits it* Stupid Laptop!! *covers face with hands*
    Num-Danny: *stops behind her* Are you ok there?
    Maria: *face still on hands* I'm fine. Just getting frustrated at my stupid laptop. *takes hands off from face*
    Num-Danny: Maria!! But you.... why are you doing your assignments in here?
    Maria: Well, to make a long story short, I couldn't do my assignment at tech, so I kind of wanting to listen to music and I thought let's try this place. So, here I am doing my assignment and then my stupid computer froze on me.
    BM-Danny: Maria!! I didn't know you were here.
    Maria: Hey, BM-Danny. I didn't know that you two would be here as well.
    Num-Danny: *sits next to Maria* She's here trying to do her assignments when her computer froze.
    BM-Danny: Oh no. Are you going to do your assignments?
    Maria: Since the both of you are here.... *closes laptop* the assignments can wait.*smooches Num-Danny*
    Num-Danny:
    BM-Danny: *passes Num-Danny a beer*
    Num-Danny: Thanks. *opens cap and sips it*
    BM-Danny: You want a Red Bull Maria? *hands can to her*
    Maria: I should thank BM for reminding you about the stress that I'm having lately. *opens can and drinks it*
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    boom-moo

    [142]Oct 2, 2008
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    NYCarbon wrote:
    BM-Danny: sure..plenty of time for other clones and whatnot
    BM:
    LMAO! So very true

    BM: So you lost your glasses, huh? You can wear my goggles if you want to.
    BM-Danny: Get those away from me! And it is necessary to have the snorkel attached to them? What was I supposed to do with it?
    BM: Oh well. I was trying to help... *whistles innocently*
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    jordinajamaica

    [143]Oct 2, 2008
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    *Jam-Danny hugging JJ really tightly*
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    boom-moo

    [144]Oct 2, 2008
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    **BM jealously checking the time while Danny and Num-Danny hang out**
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    gwenpiper24

    [145]Oct 3, 2008
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    *Gwen and G-danny having sex on every possible surface to warm up because it's coooooold*
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    boom-moo

    [146]Oct 3, 2008
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    **BM turning the heating on and cackling**
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    Charlieicequeen

    [147]Oct 3, 2008
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    Charlie: *storms in and into her room*
    BM: :S That doesn't look to good,
    Ch-Danny: *dodges flying maths books being chucked at him while running out of room* I wouldnt go in there right now :S
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    boom-moo

    [148]Oct 3, 2008
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    BM: *collars Ch-Danny* You are not going anywhere, mister Charlie needs you right now. She just need some distraction and relaxation. Now, can you think of anything?
    Ch-Danny: *nods frantically* I can *trots in the room happily*
    BM:
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    Numb3rsfan1

    [149]Oct 3, 2008
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    Maria: You know what. I'm going to the bathroom.
    Num-Danny: Ok then. Don't take too long.
    Maria: I won't. *leaves for the door*

    *back at the apartment*
    BM: That's it. I'm starting to worry. *pulls cellphone out* *cellphone starts ringing and checks ID* *answers it* Maria. How are you?
    Maria: I'm fine. Look can I ask you a favour?
    BM: Shoot.
    Maria: Can you come to the pub for a minute? There's something that I need to surprise Num-Danny.
    BM: Sure. Be there in 10 minutes. *hangs up*

    Ten minutes later.

    BM: Maria. There you are.
    Maria: Thank goodness you're here. Can you do me a favour and comfort BM-Danny?
    BM: Why?
    Maria: Because this song that I'm about to sing can be...... I don't know.
    BM: Sure.
    *BM and Maria enters the pub*
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    boom-moo

    [150]Oct 4, 2008
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    BM-Danny: What a surprise! What are you doing here?
    BM: Well... I was a bit bored at home and decided to join you. Am I interrupting some important male confessions? I can go home and read a bit.
    Num-Danny: Don't be silly! Friends never interrupt. Can I order you something?
    BM: I'll have a cider, thanks.
    BM-Danny: Looks like there's gonna be some live performance on stage.
    Num-Danny: Cool! I love those.
    (they turn their stools towards the stage and sip on their drinks chatting and waiting)
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    Numb3rsfan1

    [151]Oct 6, 2008
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    Maria: *to self* Ok. Here goes nothing. *took deep breath, then steps on the stage*
    *music playing*
    Maria: *sees Num-Danny, BM and BM-Danny talking while music playing*
    *sings*
    I could lose my heart tonight
    If you don't turn and walk away
    'Cause the way I feel I might
    Lose control and let you stay

    'Cause I could take you in my arms And never let go

    I could fall in love with you
    I could fall in love with you

    I could only wonder how
    Touching you would make me feel
    But if I take that chance right now
    Tomorrow will you want me still?

    So I should keep this to myself
    And never let you know

    I could fall in love with you
    I could fall in love with you

    And I know it's not right
    And I guess I should try to do what I should do
    But I could fall in love
    Fall in love with you.

    *instrumental*

    So I should keep this to myself
    And never let you know

    I could fall in love with you
    I could fall in love with you
    I could fall in love
    I could fall in love
    With you

    Maria: *looks at Num-Danny and smiles*
    I could fall *pause* fall in love *pause* with you.
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    boom-moo

    [152]Oct 6, 2008
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    BM: *wipes off a tear* OMG, how lovely does she sing?
    BM-Danny: She's got a gift for real.
    Num-Danny: That's my girl!

    (The three of them stand up, clap and cheer).
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    Numb3rsfan1

    [153]Oct 6, 2008
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    Maria: *hops off stage and runs to Num-Danny, BM and BM-Danny* So, did you like it?
    BM: I do!! *hugs Maria*
    Maria: Thanks BM. I knew that I can count on you. *hugs back*
    BM-Danny: Me too. *joins in hug*
    Maria: *turns to Num-Danny* What about you? You like it?
    Num-Danny: Like it?? Maria, you've got the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.
    Maria: Really? Awwww. You're so sweet. *smooches Num-Danny* Ok then. I've finished my turn, how about you go and sing?
    Num-Danny: Erm..... I'm not that good at singing.
    Maria: Oh come on. I know that you're got that singing talent hidden inside of you. *turns to BM and BM-Danny* Should Num-Danny give it a go??
    BM and BM-Danny: Yes please!!
    Num-Danny: Ok then. *goes on stage*
    Maria: Yeah!!!!
    *music playing*
    Maria:
    Num-Danny: *sings*
    Going back to the corner where I first saw you, Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move, Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand, Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am, Some try to hand me money they don't understand, I'm not...broke I'm just a broken hearted man, I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do, How can I move on when I'm still in love with you... Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

    So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.

    Policeman says son you can't stay here, I said there's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year,
    Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows, If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.

    Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

    So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.

    I'm not moving... I'm not moving.

    People talk about the guy
    Who's waiting on a girl... Oohoohwoo
    There are no holes in his shoes
    But a big hole in his world... Hmmmm

    and maybe I'll get famous as man who can't be moved, And maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news, And you'll come running to the corner... Cos you'll know it's just for you

    I'm the man who can't be moved
    I'm the man who can't be moved... Cos if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me, And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be, Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet, And you'd see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.
    [Repeat in background]

    So I'm not moving... I'm not moving.

    I'm not moving... I'm not moving.

    Going back to the corner where I first saw you, Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I'm not gonna move.
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    boom-moo

    [154]Oct 6, 2008
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    Maria:
    BM: *hands over a handkerchief to Maria* You make quite a couple of chirping birds!
    Maria: *wiping out a tear* Whoa, can my clone be any more adorable?
    BM-Danny: Funny how he said the same about you when you were singing
    BM: Except for the "clone" bit
    Maria:
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    jordinajamaica

    [155]Oct 6, 2008
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    *JJ and Jam-Danny having sex on the pool table*
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    boom-moo

    [156]Oct 6, 2008
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    BM-Danny: Well, I guess that since Maria is around we shall grant Num-Danny some time alone with her.
    BM: You are right, it's been a good night but I'm a bit tired already.
    BM-Danny: Guys, we are calling it a night. Please have a last round on us and take care, alright?
    Maria: Thank you guys for the company. Walk safe home.

    (...)

    **BM and BM-Danny cuddling by the fireplace**
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    Numb3rsfan1

    [157]Oct 6, 2008
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    *sees BM and BM-Danny leave*
    Num-Danny: So.....
    Maria: So, what?
    Num-Danny: *checks Maria's laptop* Oh look. Your computers running fine now.
    Maria: Really? That's great.
    Num-Danny:
    Maria: *looks at Num-Danny* What's the problem hun?
    Num-Danny: That means you have to do your assignments and I'm going to be alone.
    Maria: How about a beer? My shout.
    Num-Danny: Thanks Maria. But I'll stick with water.
    Maria: Be right back. *stands up and grabs a cider and a glass of water* Here.
    Num-Danny: Thanks. *drinks water*
    *silence*
    Maria: *drinks last drops of cider and checks phone* Nine missed calls? *looks at Num-Danny* My friend must be wondering where am I.
    Num-Danny: I'll take you outside.

    *Maria and Num-Danny walked outside pub*
    Maria: Taxi!! *turns to Num-Danny* I'll promise that I'll make it up to you next week ok hun?
    Num-Danny: Ok. *leans forward and kisses Maria passionately*
    *taxi cab pulls over and beeps horn*
    Cab Driver: Maria??
    Maria: *turns around* Hey Belle!!
    Belle: Hey. How are you?
    Maria: Good, good. *to Num-Danny* I'll see you next week. *smooches Num-Danny and hops into cab* *waves and taxi leaves*
    Num-Danny: *waves back* *waits until taxi disappears and walks back to the apartment*

    *in the cab*
    Belle: So, who's that?
    Maria: Which one?
    Belle: The one whom you are hanging out with outside the pub.
    Maria: Oh, that's my partner.
    Belle: Is he a cop?
    Maria: Yes he is. Belle:
    Maria: Don't worry, he only works in the lab.
    Belle: That's lucky of you.
    Maria: I know. *checks watch* Oh no!!
    Belle: What is it?
    Maria: I need to be at tech in 10 minutes!!
    Belle: Never fear!! *starts changing the car and the steering wheel* Belle Williams to the rescue!! *puts on turbo and speeds off*
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    jordinajamaica

    [158]Oct 7, 2008
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    LOL Maria!!

    *JJ and Jam-Danny cuddling in the bed*
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    boom-moo

    [159]Oct 7, 2008
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    **BM sweating but still doesn't let Danny's embrace go**
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    NYCarbon

    [160]Oct 7, 2008
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    jordinajamaica wrote:
    *JJ and Jam-Danny having sex on the pool table*


    As if that surface hasn't been worn down enough!

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