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We Stalk Sheldon Hawkes #1 : You Don't Need No Superpowers!!

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    suzpsycho

    [41]Mar 7, 2007
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    FolloDaButrflys wrote:
    I'm not of legal age...5 years. There's always ginger ale.
    Hon, it's cyberspace--you're as old as you want to be (or as young depending on your circumstances/wishes).
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    moggiye16

    [42]Mar 7, 2007
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    boom-moo wrote:
    We are missing Moggs here What's exactly the showerhead? I mean, is it the same thing as the shower?

    I'm glad someone around here cares about me! lol, kidding.

    Showerhead is the thing is a cylindrical tube with a plastic head thing at the end with holes to let water out. I figure it's a great spots for shower shows


    csiroxmysox wrote:
    All Sheldon clones should have arrived by now if not call the Clones'R'Us hotline:

    10987 654 321

    *Yeah, this isn't a real number if you hadn't already guessed*


    You know, that explains why no one was picking up.

    Lisaraph wrote:
    Don't mind if I do! What's your pleasure, Suz? Sheldon? *moves to the bar and waits to pour*


    *shouts from bathroom* Hey!! I'll have coke! I like being the designated walker!

    There, I think I've updated with the posts here. And, while I'm at it, have a picture!



    What a sexy beast!

    Edited on 03/07/2007 6:59pm
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    Lisaraph

    [43]Mar 7, 2007
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    *hands out all the requested drinks, and sits next to Sheldon*

    Lisa:  So, Sheldon, how's it feel to have your own set of stalkers?

    Sheldon:  I must admit, I was starting to feel neglected after hearing the other boys talk.

    Lisa:  Ya hear that girls?  He's been feeling neglected!!!!
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    moggiye16

    [44]Mar 7, 2007
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    Lisaraph wrote:
    *hands out all the requested drinks, and sits next to Sheldon*

    Lisa: So, Sheldon, how's it feel to have your own set of stalkers?

    Sheldon: I must admit, I was starting to feel neglected after hearing the other boys talk.

    Lisa: Ya hear that girls? He's been feeling neglected!!!!


    Mog: Come take a shower and I'll show you some appreciation!

    Sheldon: *glances at other girls* Somehow I'm pretty sure we all won't fit in there.

    Mog: We have time and we can share.

    Sheldon: Uh, Mog, I work, remember?

    Mog: Not anymore! You're on two weeks of vacation and as soon as that ends we're gonna make you take medical leave.

    Sheldon: Why does that sound like a bad thing?

    Mog: One thing that describes me Shel-honey: Imagination.
     
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    kewlz

    [45]Mar 7, 2007
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    So who do I go to to get one of them Hawkes clones?

    kewlz : Shel baby, when mog's done with you, you'll be wishing you hadn't skip your morning run coz you need all the energy you can get from the other stalkers waiting in line for you. Why do you think the other boys love spending their time more at home than at work?
    Sheldon : As scary as that sounds, it kinda turns me on now. I can't wait to have fun with my stalkers ... it's fun right? nothing too violent or scary?
    kewlz : that depends on which one of us stalkers you're with
    Sheldon : Uh-oh *gulp*  
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    boom-moo

    [46]Mar 8, 2007
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    Hey Kewlz, PM Sox to get your clone. She makes a wonderful work Moggs, thanks for explaining, seems like Blu, you and I are gonna enjoy our views a lot...And Follodabutrflys, these apartment has no eyes, I you happen to sip sth you legally shouldn't, I'll testify quite the contrary

    BM-Hawkes: I'm scared. Flack told me about some kinky gang doing some kinky stuff
    BM: Aw, don't you put any attention. You know Flack is a natural joker (whistles innocently)

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    suzpsycho

    [47]Mar 8, 2007
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    Suz:  Aw, Sheldon, don't you listen to a thing Flack tells you.  He's just jealous that you're getting your due.  Now, why don't you run get your shower and come snuggle into bed?  We'll be more than happy to see that you have a good night.

    Sheldon:  A good night of rest, right?

    Suz:  Rest?  At some point I'm almost positive.

    Sheldon:  *looking mildly apprehensive at the stalkers in his room*  You aren't going to hurt me are you?

    Suz:  Only if you ask.  Now, go get that shower. 

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    Lisaraph

    [48]Mar 8, 2007
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    *fluffs up her pillows nice and cozy* 

    Sheldon, I promise we won't hurt you.  I won't let them.  Trust me.

    Sheldon:  Somehow.....I"m not thinking I should.
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    kewlz

    [49]Mar 8, 2007
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    Haloooo everyone! Meet k-Hawkes! *k-Hawkes waves at the girls* He's still new at this clone thing, so I'm sending him to k-Flack and k-Danny for some lessons (since I've got them well trained).

    Btw, Hawkes looks scared! Aww, poor baby. Don't worry ... we won't bite .... hard
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    suzpsycho

    [50]Mar 8, 2007
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    Lisaraph wrote:

    Sheldon, I promise we won't hurt you.  I won't let them.  Trust me.
    Lisa, does the term "lying thru your teeth" mean anything to you? The things you've already done to the man (in the rpg)--you won't hurt him? PULEEZ!


    Suz:  Shel, you know we love you.  All we want to do is making you..............happy.  You do want to be happy, right?

    Shel:  Well sure.  If that's all you want.  *heads off to shower*

    Lisa, the poor boy isn't gonna know what hit him.  *runs to make sure sheets turned back and jumps in bed*

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    Lisaraph

    [51]Mar 8, 2007
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    Hey now, Suz!  Don't tell him about the RPG?  He might go read it and have me arrested!

    *grins as Suz runs over to the bed*

    With you on the bed, and me on his pillows, we got the whole bed thing covered.  Oh wait..did somebody hide his clothes so he can't get dressed after his shower?
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    suzpsycho

    [52]Mar 8, 2007
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    Got it covered, Lisa!  So we keep him uncovered.
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    Lisaraph

    [53]Mar 8, 2007
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    *grins evilly*

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    Lisaraph

    [54]Mar 8, 2007
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    *grins evilly*

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    moggiye16

    [55]Mar 8, 2007
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    *wolf whistle can be heard from shower*

    Mog: My, my, Sheldon, bless your heart, you have a HUGE................bottle of shampoo!

    Sheldon: *Has a 'err' look on his face* Um, thank you?

    Mog: *giggles* You're adorable.

    Sheldon: Uh huh, why are you here? And how are you even up there?

    Mog: Cyber world, silly, it's like magic! Anything can happen. Heck, there'll be fireworks coming from your bedroom in a few hours.

    Sheldon: What....how --oh, never mind.

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    csiroxmysox

    [56]Mar 9, 2007
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    Fireworks start going off in the bedroom

    Moggs: See!?
    Sheldon walks into bedroom
    Sox: Looks all innocent
    Sheldon: WTF??
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    Lisaraph

    [57]Mar 9, 2007
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    *laughs from her position on the pillows*
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    pinkcherries

    [58]Mar 9, 2007
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    Lotsa fun in this thread.  Dr. Sheldon Hawkes is so attractive and smart.
    Edited on 03/09/2007 12:28pm
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    csiroxmysox

    [59]Mar 9, 2007
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    ^^ Choose a space to hide, add yourself to the list and join in the fun!!!
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    suzpsycho

    [60]Mar 9, 2007
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    Flips back the covers and pats the bed invitingly while holding out a glass of wine. 

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