CSI: NY

Stella: He wasn't stabbed here, so this is our secondary crime scene. Cop: Who knows where this guy was stabbed. Danny: Somewhere between Wall Street and right here. Cop: What? Danny: Delivery manifest. Last drop 200 Wall Street, next stop 33 and 8th. Stella: He's gonna be a little late.

(Stella comes in, sees Danny browsing a women's magazine) Stella: If you wanted beauty tips, all you had to do was ask. Danny: Did you know that waterproof mascara dries out your lashes? That's amazing.

Danny: Usually when you stab somebody, you know the guy's name. It's just common courtesy.

Hawkes: At first I thought this might have been a post-mortem dog bite. Mac: Those are no canine's canines.

(The Magazine Vendor, Mark Stutz, just explained he stabbed the messenger because he was sick and tired of bikers acting like they own the area) Stella: (disgusted) Pedestrian rage. Why do I even ask? (At that moment, a bike messenger speeds by giving little warning, almost running over Stella) Stella: Son of a bitch! Mark Stutz: Makes you want to murder 'em, don't it? Stella:(Not commenting on it) Get in the car.

(Mr. Howell claims he was at the Charlton when the vic died, that's why he lied and said he didn't hear her.) Flack: You don't want me to check this out and find out that you're lying, now. Ross Howell: Oh, do whatever you want. I became a vet because I wanted to alleviate some suffering, and I end up dealing drugs to manic-depressive shihtzus.

Brett Stokes: Hmm. Pretty smart sending a woman - figured I'd warm up to you? We'd have a little Oprah Winfrey heart-to-heart, I'd tell you who killed Mikey? Stella: Don't expect me to buy you a car, but since you're in the chatty mood, let's start with that. (Stella points to the guaze on Brett's leg)

(Mac has been checking dogs' paws for blood. When he shoos one woman away when hers has none, she gets angry.) Woman: Do you realize my dog feels this as a rejection? It's appalling. Have you no shame, sir?

(Mac just got the dog owners in a line, and one complains as he walks up to him) Alvin Marbert: Can't you see the effect this is having? Look at my dog. He's almost in tears. (The dog looks idly around, Mac gives both a look.)

Frank Meadows: Hey, look, I don't know nothing about no stabbing, all right? I gotta hire a new guy now, and-and you're looking to take down one more? Danny: I'm looking for the truth. You don't seem so eager to deliver. Frank Meadows: Funny. Good pun. Danny: Thanks for nothing, eh?

(Danny and Stella are investigating the death of a bike messenger) Stella: Alright, Danny. How does the DNA from the fingernail scrappings on the knife not match Brett Stokes? I mean, she's got 'motive' tattooed on her forehead. Danny: Hey, don't kill the messenger. (pause) Danny: See what I just did there? Stella: Yeah, it was cute.