Sid: They say there are six million ways to die. Panthro Torres chose three. Official C.O.D. is cerebral haemorrhaging from a cracked skull due to his head hitting the awning. Had he survived that, he certainly would have succumbed to exsanguination from impalement. Not a bad way to go, considering option number three... a ruptured vena cava, courtesy of a fragmented 45.
Hawkes: Somehow, ouch doesn't quite cover it.