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Stella: How did you know she was going to slap you?
Mac: I didn't. I thought she'd give me a little punch in the arm.
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Mac: Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and you don't get to know why.
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Sid: Have you ever had a threesome?
(Hawkes stares at Sid and drops bullet into evidence envelope)
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(Mac and Hawkes enter the Jeffries' apartment.)
Mac: Welcome to the house of trinogamy.
Hawkes: Wow, I gotta admit this was not what I expected.
Mac: I'll bite. What were you expecting?
Hawkes: I dunno...lava lamps, weird tapestry, a robo-spanker, maybe a couple of big--
Mac: (cuts him off) Alright, alright. I'm sorry I asked.
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Lindsay: You think Danny calls me Montana because I'm a 49er's fan?
Sid: He calls you that because he has a crush on you.
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Danny: Montana!
(Lindsay looks at him.)
Danny: See a view like this, eh? (refers to the bay and the city) Beats the wheat fields, no?
(Lindsay walks over to stand beside him and look at the view.)
Lindsay: Have you ever even seen a wheat field? (goes back to the body)
Danny: (after a moment of silence) What's to see? It's just wheat.
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Stella: (referring to the committed threesome of Mark, Elle, and Laura Jeffries) I think we need to look a little further into their arrangement.
Mac: I'm not sure I can take much more.
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Mac: (after seeing Elle and Laura Jeffries console one another after seeing their husband dead) I think that answers the boy scout question.
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Stella: (after seeing a victim who was shot in the eye) That's not pretty.
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Stella: Mac, are you seeing this?
Mac: Yeah, a mermaid. Why not?
Lindsay: No throwing this one back.
Mac: This one's a keeper.
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(Stella picks up the newspaper with the bullet's metal jacket in it)
Stella: Ripped from the headlines.