CSI: NY

(At the lab) Chad: This is the sticky disc used to sample the precinct chief's hands, this is the shell casing that Stella found at the scene, next, I'm gonna run the SEM, for GSR, for Y-O-U. Mac: Skip the poetry Chad, get to it.

Danny: How's it going with the gypsy cab driver? Did you bring him back to life so he can just tell us who killed him? Hawkes: I haven't attended that seminar yet.

(Danny is questioning a Mr. Arnold who just admitted to being at a strip club.) Danny: I'm sure you were just sharing stock tips with her, right? What's her name? Mr. Arnold: Savannah. But you know? I don't think it was her real name. Danny: Nah. You think?

Morty: No. No. Forget it. No. No way pal. "Vultures", I think was the term? No. You got a better chance of going to the moon than getting that footage out of me. Flack: Look, Morty? NYPD wants that reel. Morty: I know my rights. Flack: You're going to make me subpoena you on footage that's already aired? Morty: No you're wrong, see, cause I haven't aired everything. I got enough footage to cut together exclusives for three days, maybe four. I got it! Murder on the 65th floor! That's worth a 6-share. Monster demos in that 18-49. Flack: Alright, I'll be back with a subpoena. And a muzzle.

Mac: Listen, Donna, I know it's customary for high ranking officials in the NYPD to get a prelim copy of the Dove Commision Report. Little Bird told me that Lou's got one is that true? Donna: Yes it's true. But I can't let you take it. He'll kill me. Mac: Well if he kills you, I'll be the one processing your crime scene so I'll know it's him, right?

Hawkes: Know what my favorite game was when I was a kid? Mac: Jacks? Hawkes: Operation. (Hawkes digs out the bullet) Mac: His nose didn't buzz red. Well done.

Aiden: (walking into a strip club) Holy boob jobs, Batman.