Cupid (1998)

Season 1 Episode 12

Grand Delusions

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Aired Unknown Jan 14, 1999 on ABC
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Grand Delusions
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Trevor tries to arrange a match between a man who thinks he's Don Quixote and an exotic dancer, while Claire has a reunion with her jazz-musician father.

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    Barry Newman

    Barry Newman

    Bill Allen (Claire's Father)

    Guest Star

    Patrick Fabian

    Patrick Fabian

    Don Quixote

    Guest Star

    Daphne Ashbrook

    Daphne Ashbrook

    Mona Lovesong / Mary-Jean Rowlands

    Guest Star

    Melanie Paxson

    Melanie Paxson

    Jaclyn

    Recurring Role

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      • Trevor: Look, as delightful as that was, I think there's a kind of horrific misunderstanding going on right here.

      • Trevor: Don Quixote, who is the inventor of quixotic, which is actually one taco short of a combination platter.

      • Jackie: How can a guy who think he's Cupid help a guy who thinks he's Don Quixote?

      • Trevor: This is not 17th century Spain, and I am not your Pancho.
        Claire: Of course not, you're Cupid, the god of love.

      • Trevor: I don't have time to convince people I'm not people I'm not. I have a hard enough time convincing you I am who I am.

      • Don Quixote: You're too slow. Do not force me to take my fist to you.
        Champ: That's right, thou scallion and villain!
        Trevor: A scallion is a small onion, sire.
        Don Quixote: As are you, Sancho.

      • Bill: Excuse me, is this the right door to get my head shrunk?
        Claire: Actually, I think you want the witch doctor down the hall. Just stop when you hear the chickens squawking.

      • Trevor: My noddle's been gnawing on something that makes no sense.
        Claire: Really? Fixating on the popularity of Irish clog-dancing again?

      • Claire: A psychologically unstable person is not equipped to form a normal loving relationship.
        Trevor: Don't tell me, tell Lisa Marie Presley.

      • Trevor: It didn't work on me because my name is Cupid, although I'll answer to Eros when travelling in Europe.

      • Champ: He's very serious. You got to treat him with respect.
        Trevor: Okay.
        Champ: No, don't just say okay, you got to treat him with more respect than... You know what? Treat him like he's a god.
        Trevor: Which god?
        Champ: A big bad don't-mess-with-me thunderbolt throwin' god.

      • Trevor: No way, he has this very big no-no against pre-marital belly-bumping. It would do him good to get a little Canterbury tail, but it's against the code.

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