Trevor: The appropriate drink for you young ladies is the nectar of Eros. Drink a great deal of that. Don't belch near open flames.
Trevor: Champ! Champion of decency. If you were a pass, you'd be the bomb. If you were a cheeseball, you'd be rolled in nuts. If you were a strip club you'd be totally nude.
Trevor: I'm a friend of Luther's. Is he here?
Ellen: No, he went to get me some medicated pad for my...
Trevor: Medicated pads! That's all the information I need.
Claire: Trevor, get out! Or if you find English difficult to understand, Boom Boom! Hacki tacki!
Trevor: I have no idea what that means.
Claire: Just go.
Trevor: Lick your teeth. You don't want that dry teeth thing where your lips stick and you walk over to her and say, 'Hey, I'm Luther. It would be lovely if we could walk over to a frozen lake and I could lick you all over like a lizard. You're just so lovely the way you work with your hands. I bet you have real firm buttocks and it's all snowy outside and lovely lovely lick lick ila licky licky.
Luther: Okay, maybe you should wait in the car.
Trevor: By Jove, I think she's got it, and I know Jove personally, and he is bi.
"So It Goes" by Wes Cunningham
"I Found Love (When I Found You)" by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
This was the final episode shown on ABC. After ABC cancelled it, E! Online named the show as the #4 show in the Top Ten Shows Cancelled Before Their Time. One episode remains unaired, two unfilmed.