Larry: Not one Spanish person has figured out that piñata is a sick fucking game?
Larry: I know they're temporaries, but temporaries aren't supposed to look like Chiclets.
Michael York: A Kabob-a-phobe.
Cheryl: I thought you didn't like talking to people.
Larry: I don't like talking to people I know. Strangers, I don't have a problem with.
Jeff: Fine, I'll be the fat Tin Man that disappoints children.
Ted: Have you ever done anything like this?
Larry: Uh, I once invested in a whore house.
Burt Bondy: You a friend of Bill W.?...go to AA meetings?
Larry: No...Wish I did. Sounds like a nice place to hang out.
The French episode title is "La Chemise de Chet", an exact translation.