His penchant for making people in magazines look like Hitler leads to Larry suspecting Michael J. Fox is using his Parkinson's to cover for purposefully harrassing him and regretting a birthday gift he bought for his girlfriend's flamboyant young seven-year-old.
Seeing the iconic Mister Softee truck causes Larry to remember a childhood trauma, leading to all manner of disasters. Meanwhile, Susie's desire to get a ball signed by Mookie Wilson for Jeff leads to Larry having an outing with Bill Buckner.
Larry inadvertantly becomes a minor hero and causes a stir at Susie's dinner party. Meanwhile, Jeff hopes to land Ricky Gervais as a client, but Larry and a restaurant waiter are roadblocks.
Larry and friends are flummoxed by a friend who's taken a vow of silence. Meanwhile, Larry goes to great lengths to avoid helping at a field day for retarded children, and Susie trusts Larry and Jeff to get some Pinkberry for Oscar's last meal.
While in personal disarry due to Antoinette's extended absence, Larry dates the hostess of one of his favorite restaurants and squares off over kitchen cabinet space with the head of a production company in his office building.
A Palestinian chicken restaurant is incredibly popular with Larry and his friends despite its open hostility towards Jews and Israel. Meanwhile, Larry's approached to inform people that their habits are agitating by family members too scared to do so.
Larry suspects a resident at a neighborhood safe house for battered women is just there for the nicer home. Meanwhile, Marty gets Larry and Jeff to join him at the burlesque show of Richard Lewis' girlfriend.
Larry finds reason to be dissatisfied with his divorce lawyer, angers Marty Funkhouser, and runs afoul of the owner of the Dodgers after helping his daughter attend to an emergency hygiene issue.