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What do you all think is the best single line in Curb?

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    willieno2

    [1]Oct 31, 2009
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    Because of the the way Larry David makes Curb sometimes random lines are spoken that just make the comic moments sparkle that little bit more. This pay tribute to the actors and Larry's style. I can think of three good 'uns.

    1. Leon: You got some long ass balls larry.

    2. Wanda: Oh hey there big ass Wanda.

    3.Larry: I may hate myself but it's not because i'm jewish.

    There are so many, Come on what do you think?

    Edited on 10/31/2009 3:07pm
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    overmatik

    [2]Nov 12, 2009
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    Yes, there's so many! I mean, a great part of Curb's fun is based on its catchphrases . My favourite is:

    Larry: Pretty good, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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    malcovio

    [3]Nov 17, 2009
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    "she's got a rash on her puss*"
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    stellarchick86

    [4]Nov 22, 2009
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    willieno2 wrote:
    You got some long ass balls larry


    I love that one too, when he kept calling him long balled Larry. There are so many that Larry says but I cant think of anything specific at the moment..
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    pete_petrelli

    [5]Nov 28, 2009
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    Larry Flirting:

    Larry - Do you like karaoke?

    Woman- Yeah.

    Larry - It's good, you know... Something to do at night. What can you do at night? Bowling, movies. It's like a third thing to do after bowling and the movies. I don't know if you bowl. I don't go that often, but it's fun, it's fun. You can't find a ball, that's the problem. I don't know, maybe you own a bowling ball. I don't own one. My whole life, every time i'm in a bowling alley sticking my fingers in all these holes, picking up the balls...

    You gotta get your own ball. I don't bowl enough to get my own ball. It takes up a lot of space in the house. You keep looking at it in the closet going, "What I am doing with a bowling ball? I don't even bowl." You know what I mean? So you don't want to get rid of the ball. How do you get rid of a bowling ball? Think about that. Who do you give a bowling ball to? Nobody bowls. The thing, it only fits your fingers...

    You throw a bowling ball in the garbage can, you know what that sanitation man's gonna do? He's gonna knock on your door, that's how upset he's gonna be. He's gonna say, "Who the **** threw a bowling ball in the garbage?

    (Woman continues to ignore Larry)

    Larry - Okay, all right. I´m around town...

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    pete_petrelli

    [6]Nov 28, 2009
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    [Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry]

    Cheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."

    Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife?

    Cheryl: Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that?

    Larry: Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in... "'til death do us part, " I thought it was...

    Cheryl: Do you have a problem with eternity?

    Larry: Well...

    Cheryl: We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.

    Larry: I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again...
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    Shikady

    [7]Dec 10, 2009
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    Michael Richards: So "Duberstein"...that's a jewish name, right?

    Leon: Yes, it is. I was adopted by some lovely jews

    MR: And you were bar mitzvahed?

    Leon: Oh, yeah yeah. Three times. The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.

    MR: But i tought you only got bar mitzvahed once. You know, when you're 13 years old

    Leon: Nononono, you misunderstood.

    MR: What?

    Leon: It's once every 13 years, you know. You got to recharge the mitzvah, so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity. "Capacitme..." mitzvah capacity.

    MR: I don't know.

    Larry: How's her pu ss y by the way?

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    efc91

    [8]Dec 13, 2009
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    Too many to choose from all the ones above are hilarious
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