Curb Your Enthusiasm

Cheryl: Larry, please, it's fine. I don't know what you want me to say to you. Larry: How about, "honey, I forgive you, would you like to have sex?"

Larry: Excuse me. sir, could you do me a favor? I'm going to dial a number. If a woman answers the phone, just hang up, and if a man answers, hand it back. Man with Cellphone: Are you putting me on? Larry: No. Man with Cellphone: What is this about? What are you... Larry: I hate my friend's girlfriend. I don't want to talk to her.

Larry: [Women] can't just have sex with any man, they have to really love the man to get involved with their--with their penis, with their grotesque--with their grotesque penis.

Larry: (to Richard) You are just a babbling brook of bullshit.