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Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't--just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder.
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Larry: You know I've never actually seen the vagina with my glasses on. I don't really have any idea of what it looks like. It's all a hazy mystery to me.
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Cheryl: (on Larry's masturbation fantasies) Was I in the mix there?
Larry: What, you?
Cheryl: Yeah.
Larry: I wouldn't defile you like that. You don't want to know what goes on in those things. You don't want any part of that world.
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Wendy: I want to make one thing very clear. You cannot mention one word of what you know.
Larry: Don't worry. I would never betray you.
Wendy: Thank you.
Larry: You're welcome.
(scene switches to he and Cheryl)
Larry: She had sex with her grandfather! Then she had sex with her uncles...
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Larry: My name is Todd, and I'm an incest survivor.
Group: Hello.
Larry: I had sex with my uncle when I was twelve.
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Jeff: You're just a big bowl of wrong.
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Lucy: Here's to The Vagina Monologues.
Jeff: Hey, here's to the vagina.