Curb Your Enthusiasm

Cheryl: The thing about the smart pig that made his house of bricks, he protected the other little pigs that came over. He watched over them and helped them, because he was a generous pig. Larry: Yeah. The pig also didn't come home to find some other fucking pig living in his house while he was locked out.

Larry: You know the story about the three little pigs, the one who built his house with bricks, that's me. I build my house with bricks. (sings) I build my house with bricks.

Larry: I'm married. I can wear whatever I want.

Cheryl: If I say, "don't say anything," do you know what that means? Larry: Yes, mom.

Susie: Don't say the dog's fat! Larry: You call Jeff a "fat fuck." Susie: He is a fat fuck. Oscar's just big-boned.