Curb Your Enthusiasm

Leon: Next time a man calls you a fucking faggot, you get in that ass, Larry! Know what I mean? You get in that ass, Larry! That's what the fuck you do!

Larry: You can put my colon up next to your colon; we'll see who has a cleaner, healthier colon. Richard: I will have a colon contest anytime you want.

Larry: I don't like to go at home. Jeff: Who doesn't like to go in their house? Larry: Cheryl has—you know—she's environmentalist. She has this recycled, post-consumer toilet paper all over the house. Jeff: Oh. Larry: It's coarse. It's like going to the Port Authority or a whaling vessel.

Larry: (hoping to get Cha-Cha fired) I've noticed that every time I pass your office that she's not working, that she's reading or talking on the phone. By the way— Bert: That's her job. She's supposed to be—she's a receptionist. What do you want? Larry: She's supposed to use obscenities every other word and say "fuck", and "fuck" this, and "cunt" that?

Richard: [Cha-Cha] has bowel concern for you, and I do, too. Larry: I don't need her bowel concern.