Curb Your Enthusiasm

Season 4 Episode 7

The Surrogate

Aired Sunday 10:00 PM Feb 22, 2004 on HBO



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Wanda: Do you think a black man would want that piece of shit?
      Larry: "Piece of shit?" How dare you?
      Wanda: That's a little toy car. No black man don't want a toy car.

    • Masasa: We don't really use "mulatto" anymore.
      Larry: I was wondering about that, if that was a bad one.
      Masasa: Yeah, it's a bit outdated. But if we all keep fucking each other, then we're all gonna be the same race sooner or later anyways.
      Larry: Let's pray for that.

    • Larry: (goading Wanda) I need a black man to get my car! Is there a black man in the area who wants to take my valet ticket?

    • Larry: (to doctor) What have you been doing, stealing your magazine collection from garbage cans? I have never seen such a collection of shit in my life. They're all four years old, those things.

    • Richard: (on a black basketball player's penis) They could put the Chicago fire out with this.

    • Betty Dusenberry: This is from the Davids. Oh, a doll.
      Larry: It's a mulatto.

  • Notes

  • Allusions