Cybill

Zoey: I just want you to accept that we're different. You're all warm and huggy and I'm normal. Cybill: When I remember this moment I'm going to re-word it a little.

Cybill: Some people call it eavesdropping, I call it quality time.

Cybill: He's a widower. Maryann: Ooh, dead wife, score! Cybill: Please do that tonight.

Maryann: It's awful when a loved one is shopping impaired. You know I think there's a clinic in Milan.

Cybill: This is California, working out is the law. If you don't like it move to a dairy state.

Melinda: I'm so happy I could explode! Zoey: Please do.

Larry: It's hard watching them grow up isn't it? Cybill: I wouldn't know, Zoey has been 30 since she was 12.

Cybill: Zoey and I have our moments. Zoey: Mother, move!

(To Zoey) Cybill: It's too late, you hugged me and people saw it!