Cybill

Cybill: I just wanted Sean to feel welcome, I didn't do anything wrong! Zoey: Oh, well that explains the police then, doesn't it? Cybill: Relax, we sawed off a mailbox! You were young once!

Zoey: If you think we're not having sex now, you just wait and see mister!

Maryann: Welcome to Zen vandalism. The less sense it makes, the more it means.

Ira: I thought if I read about Scott Fitzgerald it would inspire me. Cybill: Inspire you? He was a drunkard, had constant money problems and an insane wife, and he died young! Ira: Sure, look on the dark side.

Sean: I just like spending time with her, she's got this way of making every minute seem longer. Cybill: I know. That started during childbirth.