Da Ali G Show

Person: Your making a mochary of this debate. Ali: What, is you looking in the mirror?

Person: You are an embarrassment to your party and the people. Ali: That is not a very nice way to talk about your mother.

Ali: Give it up for my main man Andy, who has just got his hotwiring badge and his advanced swearing badge.

Ali: This is like what Kentucky is to chickens.

Ali:If you vote for me I will promise lower the taxes on strap on's.

Kid: He's crying, Homo, Homo. Ali: Hey we will have none of that language here, the word is butterboy.

Person: All your doing is making it obvious to all the voters out there, what a bufffoon you are. Ali: Talking about yourself again?

Ali: R-E-S-T-E-C-P, do you even know what that spells? Person (confused): Restecpa?

Ali: Speak to da hand cause the face ain't listening.

(Talking to kids.) Ali: I Don't want to say this but most of you won't make it to 11.

Ali: It ain't a surprise. Look at him. Hey fatty bomb bomb, hey fatty bomb bomb.

Ali: You has obviously copied from me.

Ali: Don't be a spanyard, "it" ain't a real word.