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Ali G: Are you mad that Michael Jackson invented the "Moon Walk", but you're the one that actully did it.
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Ali G: What if they went to the sun when it was winter, you know when it's cold.
Buzz: It doesn't get cold on the sun.
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Ali G: When you got to the moon, were the alien scared of you?
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Ali G: There is a monster from out of space. He goes to a travel agent to book a hotel room on the moon. The travel agent says that the moon is full.
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Ali G: Do you think anyone will ever walk on the sun?
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Ali G: What was it like not being the first person on the moon?
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Bruno: What religion do you think is "in" right now?
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Bruno: Where do you think God would shop?
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Bruno: What do you think about Hitler? Do you think he was in style?
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Ali G: Did you know that xylophone starts with the letter X, but zoo starts with that other letter.
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Ali G: Why don't they make a version of the Sesame Street for kids?
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Ali G: I mean I know I haven't done this, but have you ever read a whole book?
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Ali G: Has you ever interviewed Shakespeare?
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Ali G: I once painted me girl Julie with some paint. Is that art?
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Ali G (about Buzz Aldrin): You better learn these things from my man Buzz Lightyear.